I don't know if I told you guys my whole life story before, but some of it is bad. I think I may have mentioned here once before, the people in your dreams believe they are real. You can ask them if you don't believe me. It's a universal thing.
See, I have some theories. This is what I call a "separation reality". I'm probably the only real person here. Not the only real person in existence though. Just the only person in the separation reality. There is also a "unified reality", where you can tell everyone is real because you are unified with them. Dreams can access this. Hence why the dream people believe they are real, because they really are. It's weird when you think the people in your dreams are more real than the people on Earth.
See, I have a problem, where Earth people film me talking in my sleep. I also have a problem, where people in my dreams say things, and I repeat them out loud. The thing is, I kinda turned the people in the unified reality against me, and now they're working to turn the people in the separation reality against me. It's quite the problem.
Why are they doing this, you ask? Well, I used to not know that people in dreams were real. I'd hate to admit this, but I used to be a skilled lucid dreamer, and used said skill to rape women in my dreams before. I don't think it's a coincidence that feminism got turned up to 11 after that. More importantly, one of them got me to shout the n word at my black neighbor, and he's been filming me ever since. Crap never stops escalating either.
I know I said earlier that I should protect this reality, but I'm kinda torn. I mean, I did create it for some purpose, but I have no idea what. It sucks that I had to hide the purpose from everyone, because it's a huge strain psychologically.