Text Adventure Game

[Tickles]

Call information. Ask which way West is.


Destroy that f***ing clock.

 

[lulzfish]

It is now 10:05 AM. What will you do now?

Spam F5 so I can get the next turn

 

[Blue Protoman]

Call information. Ask which way West is.


Destroy that f***ing clock.

You call 411, and are asked for your city and state. You give this information. An agent comes on the line. You ask him which direction West is. His reply;

Um... 90 degrees to the left of a compass pointing North?

There is no clock for you to destroy.


Inventory:


*Socks (Feet)


*Shirt (Torso)


*Pants (Legs)


*Underwear (Waist)


*Cell Phone (Left Pocket)


It is now 10:10 AM. What will you do now?

 

[Tickles]

Use laptop


Go to http://boards.openpandora.org/index.php?app=forums&module=post&section=post&do=reply_post&f=16&t=1124

 

[Blue Protoman]

Use laptop


Go to http://boards.openpandora.org/index.php?app=forums&module=post&section=post&do=reply_post&f=16&t=1124

You boot up your laptop and check out http://boards.openpandora.org/index.php?app=forums&module=post&section=post&do=reply_post&f=16&t=1124. The link is invalid.


Inventory:


*Socks (Feet)


*Shirt (Torso)


*Pants (Legs)


*Underwear (Waist)


*Cell Phone (Left Pocket)


It is now 10:15 AM. What will you do now?

 

[Tickles]

Hold up. You just said we took a shower. Why isn't it appearing in the inventory?

:lol: I just got that! Bit slow today...


Look in contacts on phone/laptop

 

[Blue Protoman]

:lol: I just got that! Bit slow today...


Look in contacts on phone/laptop

You have no contacts stored on your laptop. On your phone, you have your parents, your two coworkers (one male, one female), your boss, and the local pizza place.


Inventory:


*Socks (Feet)


*Shirt (Torso)


*Pants (Legs)


*Underwear (Waist)


*Cell Phone (Left Pocket)


It is now 10:20 AM. You should really get something to eat. What will you do now?

 

[DaMummy]

eat socks

 

[Blue Protoman]

eat socks

You walk into your bedroom, open your sock drawer, and attempt to eat what's inside. No luck; socks aren't edible.


Inventory:


*Socks (Feet)


*Shirt (Torso)


*Pants (Legs)


*Underwear (Waist)


*Cell Phone (Left Pocket)


It is now 10:25 AM. What will you do now?

 

[Tickles]

Call boss

 

[Austin25]

Use laptop


Go to http://boards.openpandora.org/index.php?app=forums&module=post&section=post&do=reply_post&f=16&t=1124

 

[DaMummy]

eat underwear

 

[Ashraf Patel]

Eat worms

 

[Blue Protoman]

First come, first serve.

Call boss

You take your cell phone and dial the phone number of your boss.

Hello?

Inventory:


*Socks (Feet)


*Shirt (Torso)


*Pants (Legs)


*Underwear (Waist)


*Cell Phone (Left Pocket)


What will you tell him?

 

[moz]

Ask boss for a raise.

 

[Blue Protoman]

Ask boss for a raise.

You ask your boss for a raise.

When pigs fly! You're not supposed to be on duty today, so enjoy your day off; your next one's not for a while.

Inventory:


*Socks (Feet)


*Shirt (Torso)


*Pants (Legs)


*Underwear (Waist)


*Cell Phone (Left Hand)


What will you say now?

 

[moz]

politely ask boss where he lives, SO YOU CAN KILL HIS FAMILY!

 

[Blue Protoman]

politely ask boss where he lives, SO YOU CAN KILL HIS FAMILY!

You ask your boss where he lives, so you can kill his family.

What... No, I will not tell you my address. I'm hanging up now. You're damned lucky I didn't fire you.

Click. Your boss hangs up.


Inventory:


*Socks (Feet)


*Shirt (Torso)


*Pants (Legs)


*Underwear (Waist)


*Cell Phone (Left Pocket)


It is now 10:30 AM. What will you do now?

 

[moz]

Take off pants, run around in circles until you vomit.

 

[Blue Protoman]

Take off pants, run around in circles until you vomit.

You remove your pants, and attempt to run around in circles until you vomit. Your apartment is too small to do this.


Inventory:


*Socks (Feet)


*Shirt (Torso)


*Underwear (Waist)


It is now 10:35 AM. What will you do now?