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Call information. Ask which way West is.


Destroy that f***ing clock.

You call 411, and are asked for your city and state. You give this information. An agent comes on the line. You ask him which direction West is. His reply;

The information agent said:
Um... 90 degrees to the left of a compass pointing North?

There is no clock for you to destroy.


Inventory:


*Socks (Feet)


*Shirt (Torso)


*Pants (Legs)


*Underwear (Waist)


*Cell Phone (Left Pocket)


It is now 10:10 AM. What will you do now?
 
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:lol: I just got that! Bit slow today...


Look in contacts on phone/laptop

You have no contacts stored on your laptop. On your phone, you have your parents, your two coworkers (one male, one female), your boss, and the local pizza place.


Inventory:


*Socks (Feet)


*Shirt (Torso)


*Pants (Legs)


*Underwear (Waist)


*Cell Phone (Left Pocket)


It is now 10:20 AM. You should really get something to eat. What will you do now?
 
eat socks

You walk into your bedroom, open your sock drawer, and attempt to eat what's inside. No luck; socks aren't edible.


Inventory:


*Socks (Feet)


*Shirt (Torso)


*Pants (Legs)


*Underwear (Waist)


*Cell Phone (Left Pocket)


It is now 10:25 AM. What will you do now?
 
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Ask boss for a raise.

You ask your boss for a raise.

Your boss said:
When pigs fly! You're not supposed to be on duty today, so enjoy your day off; your next one's not for a while.

Inventory:


*Socks (Feet)


*Shirt (Torso)


*Pants (Legs)


*Underwear (Waist)


*Cell Phone (Left Hand)


What will you say now?
 
politely ask boss where he lives, SO YOU CAN KILL HIS FAMILY!
 
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politely ask boss where he lives, SO YOU CAN KILL HIS FAMILY!

You ask your boss where he lives, so you can kill his family.

Your boss said:
What... No, I will not tell you my address. I'm hanging up now. You're damned lucky I didn't fire you.

Click. Your boss hangs up.


Inventory:



*Socks (Feet)


*Shirt (Torso)


*Pants (Legs)


*Underwear (Waist)


*Cell Phone (Left Pocket)


It is now 10:30 AM. What will you do now?
 
Take off pants, run around in circles until you vomit.

You remove your pants, and attempt to run around in circles until you vomit. Your apartment is too small to do this.


Inventory:


*Socks (Feet)


*Shirt (Torso)


*Underwear (Waist)


It is now 10:35 AM. What will you do now?
 
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