Post funny quotes!

[GP32 Kirby]

Just a random thread made due to total boredom: post your favorite TV show quote!

I'll start, of course...

"It's times like these that wanna make me go straight" ~ James (Team Rocket)
:blink:

 

[jot2b]

Shame on you Kirb! You know every "Favorite TV quote" thread becomes a "Favorite Simpsons quote" thread from almost the start.

Anyway. I've always liked:
"Why me? And he said 'Because you're on television, dummy'."
-- From the movie Network, on the Howard Beale Show.

 

[woogal]

Rimmer : Step up to Red Alert!
Kryten : Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.
-- Red Dwarf, Legion.

 

[GP32 Kirby]

Shame on you Kirb! You know every "Favorite TV quote" thread becomes a "Favorite Simpsons quote" thread from almost the start.

I didn't know that, actually, so nyah!
If it'll make you any happier...

"Beer! The solution to - and cause of - all of our problems!" ~ Homer

 

[jot2b]

Yes, that was a Homer classic. Here's another:
http://www.bestsimpsonsquotes.homestead.co...remember_it.mp3

 

[GP32 Kirby]

Yes at that was a Homer classic. Here's another:
http://www.bestsimpsonsquotes.homestead.co...remember_it.mp3

Well I cant listen to it right now (currently posting in College) but filename in your url says it all

On an unrelated note, where does that avatar of yours come from? It looks somewhat vagely familiar to me... :blink:

 

[shotaway]

soory..not from a tv show.....but from a film....ok,here gose....


i'm brian...and so's my wife....(mp's life of brian(....my name's brian,...btw))

 

[shotaway]

here's another one...(from a film)


better shut up...there might be a bit about "blessed are the big noses"...(also from mp's life of brian(...i also have a big nose))


and how about...
brian:mum,do i have a big nose?
mum:sex,sex,sex...that's all you ever think about!!!



sorry....

 

[thebluenewt]

From the only TV show to match the Simpsons, Seinfeld:

Elaine: "I mean hey, I'm a nice person. When I see freaks on the street I don't stare, but I'm careful not to look away. See, because I want the freaks to feel compfortable."

 

[extremegamer]

and the line i use everytime i come home and see my fiance on the couch. From Al Bundy "Ah home sweet hell."

 

[Exile 3]

Timmy: Is this enough?
Ticket Master: Oh I'm sorry Timmy, but you need 15 tickets to live.

Family Guy

 

[mr twit]

From Family guy, Stewie speaking at a funeral:
"And God said to Abraham, "you will kill your son, Issak", and Abraham said, "I can't hear you, you'll have to speak into the microphone."

 

[mccyril]

Hi,
I just had to add a few

"Two Armadillos" From a British TV advert for Dime Bars

"He's not the messiah, He's a very naughty boy" From Life Of Brian (again)

 

[ResyVL]

Howdy.

Not showing my age or anything....
coz i wasnt around 4 it the first time...but

Punk opens door: Who are you?
Two angry looking blokes: We're the sweeny son, and we av'nt ad inny dinner.


Haha...Classic.

see also:
Almost everything said by Basil Fawlty

2good 2 miss:
PulpFiction script- Ezikill 21:17 (or something like that)
Dirty Harry Finale Speech- ... Well do ya.........PUNK!!!

 

[unlucky]

most lines in general from monty python and the holy grail but in particular the knight scene:
'What are you gonna do bleed on me' etc
'its just a flesh wound'
'i took your arm off' oh its a great scene in general
or the bridge keeper
'whats the air speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow??'
'what do you mean african or european?'
' what i dont no that arghhh'

 

[WhizzBang]

"There's a fine line between clever and err...stupid"

 

[Shane]

"holy crap louis there's a log in the toilet"

Stewie from Family Guy

 

[Grand_Poobah]

"mmmmmmm........pistol whip" -homer

"shafts and booties just don't mix" -most extreme elimination challenge

bender: hmmm this gives me an idea.
judge: you're sentenced to 2 years of comunity service.
bender: damn anti-pimping laws.

(not sure if those were the judges exact words)

 

[GP32 Kirby]

Looks like barely anyone's submitted a Simpsons quote, so you must be wrong jot2b

Almighty Tallest Red: You'll be sent to a planet SO mysterious, that no one's even heard of it!
Almighty Tallest Purple: Right! And those who have heard of it, dare not speak it's name!
Zim: What is it..?
Almighty Tallest Purple: Oh we dare not speak it!

From Invader Zim

 

[thebluenewt]

Another Seinfeld classic

Cosmo Kramer: The bus is outta control! So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel, and now I'm driving the bus!
Jerry: Wow.
George Costanza: You're Batman!
Cosmo Kramer: Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me! So I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other, ya know. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door, ya know, with my foot, ya know, at the next stop.
Jerry: You kept making all the stops?!
Cosmo Kramer: Well, people kept ringing the bell.