Pandora Ads?

[Tobriand]

Every time someone buys a Pandora, God gleefully kills another bunny. Please. Give God some fun!

EDIT: Or better yet - Every time someone buys a Pandora, God kills a bunny. Sod the bunnies.

 

[MWeston]

Pandora... so much fun as long as no one knows you're hittin' it!


EDIT: Ah, I don't want to be so rude, if you know where this expression comes from you get the joke.

 

[trooper]

Get your joystick out and play with pandora`s box.

Trooper

 

[x68000]

'Fill Pandora with upto 16 Big Ones in Both Her Slots'

edit. Just been informed that she can now take 32 all in one go. Some Lady

 

[quasist]

Pandora can't cook, who cares?

Save a virgin, do Pandora instead!

 

[CoMiKe]

Need a microwave? Buy it. For anything else, Pandora.

 

[zaoin]

Pandora. All inside.

Pandora pwns.

 

[quasist]

Pandora eats Pandora

 

[Ayla]

Pandora : This Baby'll Make You Crazy.
Pandora : Even Chuck Norris can't imagine what she can do.

 

[quote]

Too geeky to get a PsP? Get Pandora.


Bored? Get Pandora

 

[javaJake]

Need a microwave? Buy it. For anything else, Pandora.

This is great! Almost as good as "Don't Panic". :lol:

 

[timofonic]

Maybe this one is not so good or too nerdy. It's the idea for a banner ad in gif.

QUOTE

What's better than two screens? One big screen.
What's better than two CPUs? A complete system with CPU, 3D GPU and DSP.
What's better than a PDA? One that has proper gaming controllers and TV output.
What's better than a onscreen keyboard on a touch screen? A real keyboard with keys.
What's better than a propietary OS? An Open Source OS like Linux.
What's better than one SD(IO) slot? Two SD(IO) slots and a host USB port ready for connect any Linux supported USB device like memory sticks or HDDs.
What's better than a multimedia player? One that has more functions than that

For having the best device that is a gaming machine, a multimedia player and a PDA... Get a Pandora!

 

[CoMiKe]

Need a microwave? Buy it. For anything else, Pandora.

This is great! Almost as good as "Don't Panic". :lol:

Yeah, I was thinking the only thing that Pandora can't do is to cook.

 

[Nova]

Pandora: Open
Pandora: More than a box
Pandora: See what's inside

 

[Karel Jansens]

Yeah, I was thinking the only thing that Pandora can't do is to cook.

You think? Wait til the overclockers get their paws on one.

"Battery life: One hour. Fried egg: Check."

 

[javaJake]

Maybe this one is not so good or too nerdy. It's the idea for a banner ad in gif.

This is an excellent idea! It brings home the power of the Pandora to more than just one crowd of people.

 

[Goity]

Pandora: take a chance you stupid ho.

 

[javaJake]

Need a microwave? Buy it. For anything else, Pandora.

A revised version:
QUOTE

Playing Mario Kart 64 during a major power-outage, nonstop: absolutely

Watching American Gangster while sitting on top of the World Trade Center and chatting with a friend about some webcam shots you just made: likely.

Listening to your favorite 2000 songs out of your 4015 song library for four days straight: why not?

Cruising down London roads while watching the latest remotely-controlled live video feeds from your last terrorist activities in Alaska as you make dinner reservations for a business meeting and try and figure out the best rout: uh...


Some things are just not right. For everything else, there's Pandora.

 

[Nova]

Maybe this one is not so good or too nerdy. It's the idea for a banner ad in gif.

QUOTE

What's better than two screens? One big screen.
What's better than two CPUs? A complete system with CPU, 3D GPU and DSP.
What's better than a PDA? One that has proper gaming controllers and TV output.
What's better than a onscreen keyboard on a touch screen? A real keyboard with keys.
What's better than a propietary OS? An Open Source OS like Linux.
What's better than one SD(IO) slot? Two SD(IO) slots and a host USB port ready for connect any Linux supported USB device like memory sticks or HDDs.
What's better than a multimedia player? One that has more functions than that

For having the best device that is a gaming machine, a multimedia player and a PDA... Get a Pandora!



I liked, so stole the idea for a handout type thing. Had to change the wording slightly though...

 

[timofonic]

I liked, so stole the idea for a handout type thing. Had to change the wording slightly though...

Nice work, thanks for converting the idea on what I had in mind

I have another phrase for Open Source enthusiasts...

Pandora: Open Source with a cause.