an asshat is someone who wears his ass like a hat, meaning his head is up his ass.
Uh... I think it's like... a 2 hour(might be a bit longer) drive from Pittsburgh. I'm not completely sure about the actual distance though.
It's not like I NEVER use the enter key... I use it to break up sections of text that involve different things. For example... someone asked me what an asshat was, and I explained it. I had no more to say about asshats, so I moved on and used the enter key. Then I answered Kickinwing's question... again, using the enter key to start this new section which is an explanation about when how and why I use the enter key. I'm not just gonna hit enter when a section of text is "too big" for someone to read it. That doesn't make sense anyway... there's no such thing as too big to read. It's a matter of pscychological laziness. You see one big section of text and say "omg, that's gonna take forever; I don't want to read it." but for some reason, if you see the exact same amount of text, which will take the exact same amount of time to read, but it's broken up into sections via the enter key, you think nothing of it. I don't recall telling anybody else how to format their fucking posts, so don't tell me how to format mine either.