generalnmx
Playful/Fascist Mod
OK, here's a joke I thought up on a whim...
A man is courting a woman who is praised both on her beauty and intelligence. One night when he walks up to her and finds her reading, he says: "Hello my princess! What are you reading?"
"Grimm's Fairy Tales," she replies.
"Oh! I do so love a good book!" the man says with a smile.
"Yes, and I am reading it in its original german," she says.
"Original german?" the man inquires.
"Original german," she answers, and adds, "Yes, the original is always the best."
A week later, the man and the woman are sitting down reading. The man peeks over to the woman's book and says, "Hmm, what is that?"
"Jules Verne," she replies.
"Oh! I love his books!" the man says with a smile.
"Yes, and I am reading it in its original french," she says.
"Original french?" the man inquires.
"Original french," she answers, and adds, "Yes, the original is always the best."
The man smiles and goes back to his reading. Only an hour past before the woman turns to the man and says, "Honey, let's go for a walk."
"Of course!" the man replies with a smile.
"Today there is a carnival, so the whole town will be there. Remember to put on your best clothes!"
"Of course!" the man says, and hurries off upstairs.
The woman was already wearing a dress she found suitable, so made her way out the door first. It was not long before the man followed and caused the woman to nearly faint, for the man was stark naked!
"Dear, do you have no sensibilities about you?!" the woman cries as the town laughs at the couple.
"But dear!" the man argued, "You told me to put on my best clothes! And as you always say...the original is always best!"
A man is courting a woman who is praised both on her beauty and intelligence. One night when he walks up to her and finds her reading, he says: "Hello my princess! What are you reading?"
"Grimm's Fairy Tales," she replies.
"Oh! I do so love a good book!" the man says with a smile.
"Yes, and I am reading it in its original german," she says.
"Original german?" the man inquires.
"Original german," she answers, and adds, "Yes, the original is always the best."
A week later, the man and the woman are sitting down reading. The man peeks over to the woman's book and says, "Hmm, what is that?"
"Jules Verne," she replies.
"Oh! I love his books!" the man says with a smile.
"Yes, and I am reading it in its original french," she says.
"Original french?" the man inquires.
"Original french," she answers, and adds, "Yes, the original is always the best."
The man smiles and goes back to his reading. Only an hour past before the woman turns to the man and says, "Honey, let's go for a walk."
"Of course!" the man replies with a smile.
"Today there is a carnival, so the whole town will be there. Remember to put on your best clothes!"
"Of course!" the man says, and hurries off upstairs.
The woman was already wearing a dress she found suitable, so made her way out the door first. It was not long before the man followed and caused the woman to nearly faint, for the man was stark naked!
"Dear, do you have no sensibilities about you?!" the woman cries as the town laughs at the couple.
"But dear!" the man argued, "You told me to put on my best clothes! And as you always say...the original is always best!"