Make Up Your Own Jokes!

[Skop]

I think these ones are cool. Their 'lost' film scripts from digitiser:

Superman 5

Lois Lane: Superman! help me!

Superman: Whats wrong, lois? you look like you've seen a ghost?

Lois Lane: Worse than that, Superman - my microwave is broken.

Superman: Is it still under warranty?

Lois Lane: I still have the reciept if that's what you mean. I only bought it a month ago.

Superman: You'll be pleased to hear your fully entitled to a refund.

Titanic 2

Titanic 2, Deck, Day

Rose: I will honour Jacks memory by sailing on Titanic 2.

Jack: Hello Rose.

Rose: Jack! I thought you died in that freezing cold water.

Jack: No, but now I can shoot laser beams from my eyes!

Rose: Radical!



Class.... Utter class.

 

[Skop]

Titanic 2

Titanic 2, Deck, Night

Rose: Oh, no we just hit an iceberg. It's happening again. We are going to die.

Jack: Don't worry, this is just an elaborate virtual reality simulation.

Rose: Really?
Jack: No, we're going to die.

 

[spray]

Titanic 2

Titanic 2, Deck, Night

Rose: Oh, no we just hit an iceberg. It's happening again. We are going to die.

Jack: Don't worry, this is just an elaborate virtual reality simulation.

Rose: Really?
Jack: No, we're going to die.

ROFLMAO

 

[thebluenewt]

whiteninjacomics is the best site on the entire internet, the bunny slippers one is on my desktop, it's really hits the spot for me!

More Digitiser:

The X-Files

Skinner: I'm suspending you two for blowing up the Statue of Liberty.

Skully: But, sir, it had nothing to do with me. Blame Mulder - he kep saying he was going to kill a giant alien. I thought he was talking in metaphors.

Skinner: Is this true, Mulder?

Mulder: Hic... I rilly rilly lurve you.

Scully: Sorry, sir. Mulder is drunk.


Godzilla II

Scientist: Oh, it's too bad that Godzilla had to die. He was such a nice monster.

Soldier: Yes. Apart from all those times he killed people, he was very kind.

Scientist: He's so big, though; what are you going to do with his corpse?

Soldier: We'll probably blow it up like they do with whales.

Scientis: Wales?


Spider-man

Peter Parker: Hey, Jonah, editor of the Daily Bugle, I've got some more photos for you. They're of Spider-man.

J Jonah Jamieson: All of your photos are of Spider-man. I find it odd that most of them appear to be photographs of Spider-man posing in front of mirrors. Sometimes they look as if Spider-man has taken the photographs himself, the holding the camera at arm's length.

Peter Parker: Well... I... don't know why you would think that. That couldn't possibly be the case...

 

[finty]

There were two Irishmen in a field and one fell off.....

I dont get it, but in response:

What do you do if you see a british soldier running around a field with a bullet in his ass?

Reload and shoot again.

EDIT: The Adam & Joe dont work on suprnova, no seeds and then when you click it says something about mirrors.

 

[sam fisher]

What do you do if you see a british soldier running around a field with a bullet in his ass?

Reload and shoot again.

Oy thats illegal! :angry:

You have to have permission of the owner of the field :rolleyes: !

 

[finty]

LMAO, Sam you are a funny man.

 

[spray]

whats difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls?

i can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.


whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of old shirts?

i haven't got a pile of old shirts in my attic.


whats the difference between michael jackson and neil armstrong?

neil armstrong walked on the moon, michael jacksons a wanker.

 

[Skop]

Not my own but hey. This one's related to the troops that were in the Iraq war.

Q: Whats the difference between an iraqi and a british soldier?

A: Don't know? Welcome to the American Air Force!

 

[Mark]

LOL

 

[Dozer]

Q:What have Frank Bruno and Elton John got in common?

A:They both get bruised in the ring :lol:.

 

[BaDToaD]

I find myself asking how much of this is original work

 

[Dozer]

I find myself asking how much of this is original work

Well.. the last one I didn't. But it's funny so I said it anyway.

 

[Axeman]

There were two Irishmen in a field and one fell off.....

I dont get it, but in response:

What do you do if you see a british soldier running around a field with a bullet in his ass?

Reload and shoot again.

EDIT: The Adam & Joe dont work on suprnova, no seeds and then when you click it says something about mirrors.

<Hijack Thread>

Suprnova was down yesterday - is working again now...

</Hijack Thread>

 

[finty]

Its ok anyway, I worked something else out. Thanks for the info though.

 

[V3X]

here's 1 my friend told me.
What happened to the indian that drank too much tea?

He drowned in his TeePee!
:lol:
:rolleyes:

hahahahaha im so not funny <_<