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hello and welcome to jutleys poetry corner!A myriad of fantastic treats await you.Step right in and let the poetry jousting begin.Write a poem!Can you do better than the grandmaster jutley!!!!!!!
 
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Jutleys not paid by GCW,


So don't let appearances trouble you.


If you think that he's an employee,


Hes not even in the same country.


(the thread title could do with some proof-reading too :) )
 
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This poem is quite problematic


I found it in my aunt's attic


That could be why the last line,


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Consoles, consoles everywhere,


and all the wallets shrink,


Consoles, consoles everywhere,


Nor any time to think:


"How many Dingoo clones are there now?"
 
Nintendo's game console from 2004,


Has been expanded, upgraded, restyled and more.


Although the concept is bettered by few,


Why can't they design a handheld that's new?
 
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Jutley's poetry corner,


Has no posts by Jutley


Maybe we should call it:


Amateur poetry corner.


Wait. Does that even count as a poem - or did I just divide a sentence up with the enter key?
 
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On the grounds that art is two dimensional poetry, I'd like to preesnt you with:


"Dollars"



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On the grounds that art is two dimensional poetry, I'd like to preesnt you with:


"Dollars"



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What's that supposed to be an image of?
 
On the grounds that art is two dimensional poetry, I'd like to preesnt you with:


"Dollars"



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What's that supposed to be an image of?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abstract_art
 
Binky dinky slinky doo sony wony gony boo elwing strigoi and fzero too. :mellow: :mellow: :) :wub: :angry: :( :wacko: :rolleyes: :eek:
 
Here's a limerick poem I call, Heartbroken :)


There was a young woman, Debora;


Whose heart & soul I amour;


We both liked Fedora;


Then she got Pandora;


…& now I see her no more-ah
 
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