#2 works, although it only takes around 6 hours here, not 6 months. I just wish the spiders would stop making webs in front of the door, and other places I frequently walk. They haven't learned that I am too large to get caught in their webs, but they are most likely doing it because they are amused at me walking through their webs then dropping everything and running around in circles, flailing and trying to get the web and all the spiders that are trying to kill me off.
#3- there may or may not be traps already set up in my yard other than those placed by spiders. Feel free to, for example, walk up to a window and try your luck.
#4- People tend to be more scared of me as their age increases. Oh, wait. This is about houses.
#5- We do this. As mentioned, some of that stuff stays out year round.
#6- I can do most of that stuff, and I don't have to pay anybody.
#7- I have been saying that I am going to buy our grave markers for about 10 years now, and I am not sure why I haven't. I have been begging to use the house to store dead people for even longer, but I am told that is unacceptable, and only dead family members can reside with us. Something about cops, I think, plus some superstitious stuff or something. I have, however, found cheap legal sources for some human body parts, and good quality, accurate reproduction skulls are cheaper than real ones.
#8- I am not permitted to even have things such as Ouija boards for decoration (that superstitious stuff I mentioned), but that doesn't mean I can't invite other dead things in...if there would be any value in that. There have been a few deaths in this house since I moved in, so maybe some are already hanging around.