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[iignotus]

Most Americans are stupid.... The Americans on here are usually pretty okay, but a lot of Americans are stupid.

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Most people are stupid, in general. And there're a LOT of people in the U.S

 

[Goity]

how about getting her a BB gun or something like that?

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I think I'll have that BB gun. *points at head*

Why do I keep reading this thread. <_<

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What about pointing a gun at BB?

 

[Magus 86]

Most Americans are stupid.... The Americans on here are usually pretty okay, but a lot of Americans are stupid.

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well yeah, but a lot of people in general are stupid... so there are most likely a lot of stupid british people too, and the same can be said about the people from any other country.

 

[loz_the_guru]

all americans are fat and stupid, about 90% of them are illiterate, at least 75% carry a hand gun (rasing to 95% in the case of all school-goers). We all know this, so why is anyone arguing?

 

[sam fisher]

Woogal......I get to move around at the start part but when i enter the transporter for the next level it dumps back to desktop. I think I have the pocket pc pak file does this make a difference?

I've heard a few people say that now. Works fine for me though so it might be difficult to track the problem down. It's possible the final units have slightly less memory available than the dev units. Quake normally asks for 8mb, but I increased it to 16 just in case any mod needed more than 8. I'll try and get a test version out later today with the memory back to 8mb.

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OMG IS KNOW THAT USD IS A $! considering britannia once basically ruled the world (not bad for one of the smallest countries in the world, eh?) youd think youd know what a pound is. Also the EURO IS HUGE. Pretty much all of europe (not Britain) uses it. So youd think theyd know what € is a euro sign and that ctrl+alt+ 4 makes it (at least on my keyboard). Also most of america is from britain making it. or irish as a lot immagrated as the British Government did not help them in a tiem of need (bad).

 

[aapje89]

you seriously did not know about the euro omg.

 

[Magus 86]

Woogal......I get to move around at the start part but when i enter the transporter for the next level it dumps back to desktop. I think I have the pocket pc pak file does this make a difference?

I've heard a few people say that now. Works fine for me though so it might be difficult to track the problem down. It's possible the final units have slightly less memory available than the dev units. Quake normally asks for 8mb, but I increased it to 16 just in case any mod needed more than 8. I'll try and get a test version out later today with the memory back to 8mb.

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OMG IS KNOW THAT USD IS A $! considering britannia once basically ruled the world (not bad for one of the smallest countries in the world, eh?) youd think youd know what a pound is. Also the EURO IS HUGE. Pretty much all of europe (not Britain) uses it. So youd think theyd know what € is a euro sign and that ctrl+alt+ 4 makes it (at least on my keyboard). Also most of america is from britain making it. or irish as a lot immagrated as the British Government did not help them in a tiem of need (bad).

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Hey fucktard... Euros are "HUGE?" Well obviously not here. England never "basically ruled the world" either, and even if they had, they're not ruling it now, so shove a fuckin crumpet up your ass, you uppity motherfucker. It doesn't matter how big the euro is where it's used... There's no benefit to be gained by any American for knowing what the fuck a euro is or what its symbol is... Do you know why? Because most Americans will never leave the country, and in THIS country, the fucking US Dollar is big. I wouldn't give a flying fuck if anybody from Europe didn't know what our fuckin currency was, so why the hell should you care if one of us doesn't know what your stupid currency is? Jesus christ... Get the fuck off your high and mighty British pedestal, and shut the fuck up about your stupid pounds and euros, because nobody on this side of the ocean gives a rat's ass. And nobody on this side of the ocean gives a flying fuck about how stupid you think it is that someone who gains nothing by knowing a certain fact doesn't know that fact... so fuck you... all of you.

 

[Viperman5686]

Woogal......I get to move around at the start part but when i enter the transporter for the next level it dumps back to desktop. I think I have the pocket pc pak file does this make a difference?

I've heard a few people say that now. Works fine for me though so it might be difficult to track the problem down. It's possible the final units have slightly less memory available than the dev units. Quake normally asks for 8mb, but I increased it to 16 just in case any mod needed more than 8. I'll try and get a test version out later today with the memory back to 8mb.

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OMG IS KNOW THAT USD IS A $! considering britannia once basically ruled the world (not bad for one of the smallest countries in the world, eh?) youd think youd know what a pound is. Also the EURO IS HUGE. Pretty much all of europe (not Britain) uses it. So youd think theyd know what € is a euro sign and that ctrl+alt+ 4 makes it (at least on my keyboard). Also most of america is from britain making it. or irish as a lot immagrated as the British Government did not help them in a tiem of need (bad).

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Loz:

1. All Americans are fat and stupid? I'm not fat, so that alone proves your dumbassed, unfounded theory wrong. I'll tell you the statistics. 14% of American males are fat, 17% of American females are fat. New Zealand is the fattest country in the world.

2. "90% of Americans are illiterate." No, actually, there is a 99.9% literacy rate in America. Maybe if you yourself were literate, you could read a fucking almanac.

3. "At least 75% carry a hand gun (rasing to 95% in the case of all school-goers)." 75% carry a hand gun? My ass, I only know one person in real life that carries a gun. According to your bullshit statistics, 3 out of 4 people carry one, and 19 out of 20 do if you count kids. What the fuck? Not even 1 in 2 people OWN a fucking gun, let alone carry it. Most people have hunting rifles to go, you guessed it, hunting. Besides, why the hell does it matter if someone carries a gun?

4. "We all know this, so why is anyone arguing?" Hmmm, maybe we don't "know" because it isn't fucking true?

Sam Fisher:

1. "OMG IS KNOW THAT USD IS A $!" Yeah? So? Good for you. There's a reason that European and Asian schools are teaching English, and it isn't Britain.

2. "Considering britannia once basically ruled the world (not bad for one of the smallest countries in the world, eh?) youd think youd know what a pound is." Britain didn't "rule the world." Even if it did, they don't now, and when are we alive; you guessed it, now? Russia is the largest country in the world right now, and are we expected to know what its money symbol and name are? Also, you can't say "not bad for a small country," because it isn't a small country when its huge, dumbass (Wow, that one was hard to come up with "Big doesn't equal small," what an idiot).

3. "Also most of america is from britain making it. or irish as a lot immagrated as the British Government did not help them in a tiem of need (bad)." So? Should we all shower Iraq with money and study it forever and ever because the first civilization was there? NO. Britain didn't make most of America anyway. People came from Britain because of their shitty government persecuting them, and they settled here. Then when Britain still wouldn't get off their backs, they rebelled. At that time, there were only 13 states. Guess how many there are now, dumbass? That's right, 50, even if you count the original 13 as Britain's doing, there's still over 37 other states. Those 37 also include the four largest states: Alaska, Texas, California, and Florida.

 

[loz_the_guru]

Woogal......I get to move around at the start part but when i enter the transporter for the next level it dumps back to desktop. I think I have the pocket pc pak file does this make a difference?

I've heard a few people say that now. Works fine for me though so it might be difficult to track the problem down. It's possible the final units have slightly less memory available than the dev units. Quake normally asks for 8mb, but I increased it to 16 just in case any mod needed more than 8. I'll try and get a test version out later today with the memory back to 8mb.

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OMG IS KNOW THAT USD IS A $! considering britannia once basically ruled the world (not bad for one of the smallest countries in the world, eh?) youd think youd know what a pound is. Also the EURO IS HUGE. Pretty much all of europe (not Britain) uses it. So youd think theyd know what € is a euro sign and that ctrl+alt+ 4 makes it (at least on my keyboard). Also most of america is from britain making it. or irish as a lot immagrated as the British Government did not help them in a tiem of need (bad).

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Loz:

1. All Americans are fat and stupid? I'm not fat, so that alone proves your dumbassed, unfounded theory wrong. I'll tell you the statistics. 14% of American males are fat, 17% of American females are fat. New Zealand is the fattest country in the world.

2. "90% of Americans are illiterate." No, actually, there is a 99.9% literacy rate in America. Maybe if you yourself were literate, you could read a fucking almanac.

3. "At least 75% carry a hand gun (rasing to 95% in the case of all school-goers)." 75% carry a hand gun? My ass, I only know one person in real life that carries a gun. According to your bullshit statistics, 3 out of 4 people carry one, and 19 out of 20 do if you count kids. What the fuck? Not even 1 in 2 people OWN a fucking gun, let alone carry it. Most people have hunting rifles to go, you guessed it, hunting. Besides, why the hell does it matter if someone carries a gun?

4. "We all know this, so why is anyone arguing?" Hmmm, maybe we don't "know" because it isn't fucking true?

Sam Fisher:

1. "OMG IS KNOW THAT USD IS A $!" Yeah? So? Good for you. There's a reason that European and Asian schools are teaching English, and it isn't Britain.

2. "Considering britannia once basically ruled the world (not bad for one of the smallest countries in the world, eh?) youd think youd know what a pound is." Britain didn't "rule the world." Even if it did, they don't now, and when are we alive; you guessed it, now? Russia is the largest country in the world right now, and are we expected to know what its money symbol and name are? Also, you can't say "not bad for a small country," because it isn't a small country when its huge, dumbass (Wow, that one was hard to come up with "Big doesn't equal small," what an idiot).

3. "Also most of america is from britain making it. or irish as a lot immagrated as the British Government did not help them in a tiem of need (bad)." So? Should we all shower Iraq with money and study it forever and ever because the first civilization was there? NO. Britain didn't make most of America anyway. People came from Britain because of their shitty government persecuting them, and they settled here. Then when Britain still wouldn't get off their backs, they rebelled. At that time, there were only 13 states. Guess how many there are now, dumbass? That's right, 50, even if you count the original 13 as Britain's doing, there's still over 37 other states. Those 37 also include the four largest states: Alaska, Texas, California, and Florida.

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I dont know where you got those statisitics from, but your clearly mistaken. I just asked my friend, and he said he knew all those facts. Then he asked his friend, and they new them all too. But, in light of your ignorance then im willing to change my statement. ill also clarilfy it for you too, due to your unfortunate geographical disability.

100% americans wirgh over 20 stone and have an IQ which is below 17, 89.6% of them are illiterate, at least 75% carry a hand gun (rasing to 96% in the case of all school-goers). We all know this, so why is anyone arguing?

More information:
the average american eats 47 whole cows in a single week
99.9% of americans indulge in some sort of sick filthy sexual practice e.g. getting bummed by a horse (is this YOU per chance viperman?)
one time, i saw a tv program with an american in it, and he ate his own poo. FACT. this means all americans eat their faeces, and probably the faeces of the nieghbours and pets too.

These are official figuires from some website i got somewhere, so you cant argue with them. retard. Its americans like you that prove my point. and dont tell me your not fat, i know you are.

 

[Viperman5686]

That's the funniest post i've read in a while.

 

[skysnapper]

Biggest load of bollox i have read in a while...

playground wars ... buckets and spades at twenty paces....my country is better than yours my daddy can beat up your daddy.

Never believe stats on the web unless it can be quoted from a somewhat reliable source...and even then it can't be whole heartdly believed...

All i can say is peace and lurve your fellow english speaking cousins... not in a manly way of course... well unless your that way inlined..

 

[Empyre]

One of my tattoos

Oh the humanity of it all!

Can't we all just get along?

GROUP HUG!!!!!!! :wub:

 

[Viperman5686]

Biggest load of bollox i have read in a while...

playground wars ... buckets and spades at twenty paces....my country is better than yours my daddy can beat up your daddy.

Never believe stats on the web unless it can be quoted from a somewhat reliable source...and even then it can't be whole heartdly believed...

All i can say is peace and lurve your fellow english speaking cousins... not in a manly way of course... well unless your that way inlined..

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Nobody is that stupid. He HAS to be joking.

 

[aQwaBlaz3]

alright so you have around 18 bucks USD..alright.....maybe a Jackson 5 CD? They should be REALLY cheap...

Empyre...that tat is badass...

 

[Goity]

Woogal......I get to move around at the start part but when i enter the transporter for the next level it dumps back to desktop. I think I have the pocket pc pak file does this make a difference?

I've heard a few people say that now. Works fine for me though so it might be difficult to track the problem down. It's possible the final units have slightly less memory available than the dev units. Quake normally asks for 8mb, but I increased it to 16 just in case any mod needed more than 8. I'll try and get a test version out later today with the memory back to 8mb.

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OMG IS KNOW THAT USD IS A $! considering britannia once basically ruled the world (not bad for one of the smallest countries in the world, eh?) youd think youd know what a pound is. Also the EURO IS HUGE. Pretty much all of europe (not Britain) uses it. So youd think theyd know what € is a euro sign and that ctrl+alt+ 4 makes it (at least on my keyboard). Also most of america is from britain making it. or irish as a lot immagrated as the British Government did not help them in a tiem of need (bad).

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Hey fucktard... Euros are "HUGE?" Well obviously not here. England never "basically ruled the world" either, and even if they had, they're not ruling it now, so shove a fuckin crumpet up your ass, you uppity motherfucker. It doesn't matter how big the euro is where it's used... There's no benefit to be gained by any American for knowing what the fuck a euro is or what its symbol is... Do you know why? Because most Americans will never leave the country, and in THIS country, the fucking US Dollar is big. I wouldn't give a flying fuck if anybody from Europe didn't know what our fuckin currency was, so why the hell should you care if one of us doesn't know what your stupid currency is? Jesus christ... Get the fuck off your high and mighty British pedestal, and shut the fuck up about your stupid pounds and euros, because nobody on this side of the ocean gives a rat's ass. And nobody on this side of the ocean gives a flying fuck about how stupid you think it is that someone who gains nothing by knowing a certain fact doesn't know that fact... so fuck you... all of you.

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Idiot boy, The British Empire owned over 3/4 of the world's landmass 100 years ago.
The Dollar is the complete opposite of Americans. Americans are huge, the fat biatches, whereas the dollar is small, in fact it sucks as a world currency.

 

[Viperman5686]

Woogal......I get to move around at the start part but when i enter the transporter for the next level it dumps back to desktop. I think I have the pocket pc pak file does this make a difference?

I've heard a few people say that now. Works fine for me though so it might be difficult to track the problem down. It's possible the final units have slightly less memory available than the dev units. Quake normally asks for 8mb, but I increased it to 16 just in case any mod needed more than 8. I'll try and get a test version out later today with the memory back to 8mb.

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OMG IS KNOW THAT USD IS A $! considering britannia once basically ruled the world (not bad for one of the smallest countries in the world, eh?) youd think youd know what a pound is. Also the EURO IS HUGE. Pretty much all of europe (not Britain) uses it. So youd think theyd know what € is a euro sign and that ctrl+alt+ 4 makes it (at least on my keyboard). Also most of america is from britain making it. or irish as a lot immagrated as the British Government did not help them in a tiem of need (bad).

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Hey fucktard... Euros are "HUGE?" Well obviously not here. England never "basically ruled the world" either, and even if they had, they're not ruling it now, so shove a fuckin crumpet up your ass, you uppity motherfucker. It doesn't matter how big the euro is where it's used... There's no benefit to be gained by any American for knowing what the fuck a euro is or what its symbol is... Do you know why? Because most Americans will never leave the country, and in THIS country, the fucking US Dollar is big. I wouldn't give a flying fuck if anybody from Europe didn't know what our fuckin currency was, so why the hell should you care if one of us doesn't know what your stupid currency is? Jesus christ... Get the fuck off your high and mighty British pedestal, and shut the fuck up about your stupid pounds and euros, because nobody on this side of the ocean gives a rat's ass. And nobody on this side of the ocean gives a flying fuck about how stupid you think it is that someone who gains nothing by knowing a certain fact doesn't know that fact... so fuck you... all of you.

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Idiot boy, The British Empire owned over 3/4 of the world's landmass 100 years ago.
The Dollar is the complete opposite of Americans. Americans are huge, the fat biatches, whereas the dollar is small, in fact it sucks as a world currency.

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What, are you fuckin retarded? 100 years ago would be 1905. What did Britain own then? Well, itself and a few colonies. So basically, they owned none of these: all of North America (except Canada), all of South America, all of Asia (except India), all of Africa (except South America and a few other insignificants), and all of Antarctica. So you've got Britain itself, South Africa (the small country), a few Indian Colonies, Australia, and Canada. Yes, that's definitely 3/4 of the world's land mass. What a dumbass.

Of course the dollar sucks as a world currency, you fuckin idiot, it's only in one country. Nobody got pissed at other people for not knowing the $ symbol though, did they?

 

[Magus 86]

3/4 of the world's land mass 100 years ago, my ass. Hey Pretentious Cocksucker, take a look at this map. http://www2.marianopolis.edu/quebechistory...hEmpire1900.htm

India, Australia(which was nothing but a place to shove their stupid criminals...), India, a tiny section of South America, Canada, a nice chunk of southern Africa, a tiny part of western Africa, New Zealand, and a bunch of crap in northeastern Africa... What about Greenland, Russia, China, America, Iceland, all the rest of Asia other than India, Antarctica, and the rest of Europe? Good job, you fuckin retard. Your math really sucks, you know that? That's like 1/4, dipshit. And by the way... I'm not an idiot "boy." I'm older than you, you stupid little fucking turd. And I'm not an idiot either. If I was an idiot, I'd think that England owned 3/4 of the land on this planet around the year 1900.

Oh by the way... The only reason England owned all of the land they did own is because most of the land was inhabited by primitive people who had nothing but spears, bows, and arrows for weapons, while England had guns. Wow... such a great accomplishment... threatening someone with a weapon they have no way of fighting against. That would be like me threatening to beat the shit out of a 3 year old and then acting all high and mighty cuz I then made him my slave.

 

[Viperman5686]

3/4 of the world's land mass 100 years ago, my ass. Hey Pretentious Cocksucker, take a look at this map. http://www2.marianopolis.edu/quebechistory...hEmpire1900.htm

India, Australia(which was nothing but a place to shove their stupid criminals...), India, a tiny section of South America, Canada, a nice chunk of southern Africa, a tiny part of western Africa, New Zealand, and a bunch of crap in northeastern Africa... What about Greenland, Russia, China, America, Iceland, all the rest of Asia other than India, Antarctica, and the rest of Europe? Good job, you fuckin retard. Your math really sucks, you know that? That's like 1/4, dipshit. And by the way... I'm not an idiot "boy." I'm older than you, you stupid little fucking turd. And I'm not an idiot either. If I was an idiot, I'd think that England owned 3/4 of the land on this planet around the year 1900.

Oh by the way... The only reason England owned all of the land they did own is because most of the land was inhabited by primitive people who had nothing but spears, bows, and arrows for weapons, while England had guns. Wow... such a great accomplishment... threatening someone with a weapon they have no way of fighting against. That would be like me threatening to beat the shit out of a 3 year old and then acting all high and mighty cuz I then made him my slave.

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Yeah, any other armed country could have easily done the same.

 

[Hanz™]

Oh by the way... The only reason England owned all of the land they did own is because most of the land was inhabited by primitive people who had nothing but spears, bows, and arrows for weapons, while England had guns. Wow... such a great accomplishment... threatening someone with a weapon they have no way of fighting against. That would be like me threatening to beat the shit out of a 3 year old and then acting all high and mighty cuz I then made him my slave.

*cough*ira(n/q)*cough*

And I don't know how some of you seem to think that Britain was not ever a global power?
To quote Wikipedia:

The British Empire was the world's first global power and the largest empire in human history, a product of the European Age of Exploration that began with the global maritime empires of Portugal and Spain in the late 15th century. By 1921, the British Empire held sway over a population of about 470–570 million people — roughly a quarter of the world's population — and covered about 15 million square miles (nearly 37 million square kilometres), almost a third of the world's total land area.

Yes, as you can see that was in 1921, I am not saying that Wikipedia is 100% correct all the time, but to make unsubstantied comments like some of you have is plain wrong, at least show your source.

 

[Magus 86]

Ah yes... I should have expected somebody to say that... but you see, I don't support the war in Iraq, partially for the same reason. It's disgusting how the US army just calls in a damn airplane to blow the shit out of everything everytime they meet resistence... If it weren't for the damn bombs, the Iraqis would be giving us a much harder time with their AK-47s. I'm NEVER patriotic... most of the time I don't even call or consider myself an American... However, the fact that someone shit a brick over the fact that one of my fellow Americans didn't know the symbol for the Euro is fuckin retarded, and that's why I added my 2 cents to the thread.