Franko's nonsense

[Fzero]

Didn't you say that next week though?

 

[Binky]

Well remembered

That was when I was doing the coarse adjustments, its just fine-tuning now.

 

[Franko]

Thank you, thank you ... It really is a pleasure to be here!

I first heard about boobs and _then_ the Pandora.

I love it, them, all three.

I've still not got my Pandora, though I did meet a mate in my local town of Londinium who has one, he was selling me other prime retro-gaming ware.

It was the first time I see one for realers, I loved it. I want my own one even more now.

I'd like to say thanks to my family, the higher powers that be, all my supporters for helping me get to where I am today ... without you I couldn't or wouldn't have done it, but remember that if the old bill come asking, I didn't.

Thanks to the Franko Nonsense Show

[exit stage right]

THAT was how you do it ladies and germs.  FZERO rocked that interview.  Commanded a presence - I'm happy - best guest yet!

So, Binky.....people tell me that you're an old fogey but you dream about a future Pandora.  In a perfect world, wood a future Pandora have boobs?


Okaaaayyy.... a bit off-topic there...cameras are rolling...what would you consider your greatest triumph as a Pandora user?


Binky...stop staring at the cameras and concentrate upon the breasts...  The P2...it sounds like a weiner.  What wood it look like?


Great!  Fascinating stuff as always!

In a perfect world, everyone would know the difference between would and wood.
If you're wondering about the late reply, its because I've been testing my prototype time machine and it needs its temporal accelerometers recalibrating.


Thank you.

I was making penis references like any hack TV show host might do.....wood doo.  Ha ha ha

I like the theme tune

That's the sound of my balls slapping a hookers ass...WHAT?  That's not my line?  You can't give me another warning point?  I stole that joke alright?!?!?

 

[Franko]

Anyway, this is a bit of a risque show here....we like to tell dirty jokes and sometimes watch porn on our Pandoras.  Whose with me?!?!?  I heard something over there...

 

[Franko]

This show may get syndicated but cancelled after one season...

I must admit having lots of moderators... not the best idea, too many people, too many conflicting ideas, leads to the dark side.

Trashy mg is doing a good job and hey i nominated him for the job.

Oh sure...take personal credit for the good Moderator...Binky didn't hear that did he?  Well he should turn up his hearing aid.  Hardie har har....Please don't delete me.  Oh fuck it, please delete me...anyhoooo, onto our next guest - he's from Ireland and likes the Amiga...huh?  Give it up for Wrath of Khan, people!!!  (applause)  


So, Wrath of Khan...a Star trek fan are ye?


WHAT???  Are you serious?  He's still stuck on page four of this thread.  Seriously?  We do need to figure out this format though... Okay!  We have a real treat for you folks at home---sitting in front of your computer and not doing anything----we have Torpor in the house!  A longtime staple of these forums and a really bright guy.  Give it up for Torpor.


Sooooo, how'd you get your name?

 

[Binky]

Anyway, this is a bit of a risque show here....we like to tell dirty jokes and sometimes watch porn on our Pandoras.  Whose with me?!?!?  I heard something over there...

That was the sound of me writhing in agony over your poor grasp of homophones.

Oh yes I did!

 

[Franko]

^^^ HEaaah Ohhhh!  Good one there Binky!

I may have found my Ed McMahon.  Oh wait, I just found him...this is just sad...no, not that he has rigamortis, but that the big check is uncashable...what a shame.

Anyway, the show must go on.

Next up we have Dave...he's a person named Dave.  I have no knowledge of this person at all, but it should be exceptional TV.

So, Dave.....is that your real name?  I think that your parents tried to name you Bill.....or maybe John.

Just kidding, Bill, er Dave.  So how are you?  When did you first hear about the new and improved Super Panodra with the fresh, lemony scent?  I know that I was shocked...tazered is probably more accurate...

 

[Franko]

I know what it's like to be speechless. I've had many posts deleted on these forums...it gets easier when you just yell out curse words and flog your hispanic gardener to get you another Corona...and put a lime in it!!!


Anyway, it's great to see (looks down at cue card) The Invisible Man!  It's been a long time since I've seen you.  So how are things with Wonder Woman?  You're still not trying to fly her jet naked are you?  What's the point?  Ohhh wait, that's actually a really smart plan.  Okay, can you fly me to the SuperBowl and make your wife tie me up?  I swear that I wont tell the truth that she has the biggest and best knockers that I've ever seen....damn!  I must look like an idiot right now... COMMERCIAL BREAK!

 

[Franko]

Okay, we're back!  Live with the Invisible Man...I think?....and a studio of three people...but that's neither here nor there.  Hey! I just saw my couch walkaway!  Til nextime, this is Franko on PTV...stay classy and don't invite the Invisible Man to a dinner party!  --(runs after a floating chair)---->

 

[Fzero]

Dear Points Of View,


I'd just like to say how much I enjoyed the recent interview with the invisible man on the Franko Nonsense Show this week.


I fear some viewers may have missed it, due to being penned with invisible ink, so I hope this interview will be repeated on Franko Nonsense Show +1 soon, sprinkled in dust for those without invisivision TV sets.


Yours sincerely


A.Viewer

 

[bukkit]

I did, once, watch the opening of S1E1 of Xanadu on the Pandora. Decided I needed HD. Bet all my cash on P2, then.

One other time I watched several episodes of Dollhouse and it just wasn't what I expected.

 

[Y-trewq]

My coffee has a table. It is very pleased, it is. The coffee of course, and not the table. Hes really pissed off.