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I've gotta say I have enjoyed the GP2X already at least as much if not more than the old handheld, and I haven't even got it yet. The forum has finally reached feverpitch and its only a matter of time before something like Alive happens.

So many questions are unanswered just before the launch:-

Is Anna Hong...Les Dennis lovechild?
Will DaveC be outed as a PSP user?
Will GPH read the licence the got with Linux?
Is the GP2X the lovechild of a toaster and a oric1?
Will the common posts finally be merged?
Is SDL a type of birdflu?
Will it come with bonbons or those little green triangles?
Will GP32 users be Owned or will GP2X be Noobs?
Will CraigX have a breakdown?
Who will be eaten first will it be the weak, or those that can't code?
If it doesn't impress girls;boys;ladyboys can we return it?
What will be the best method of loosening the joystick?
Can you play video with one hand?
Will Bingo be ported?
What bodily function are you likely lose control of when received?
Was it Mrs Scarlett with a hampster in the bedroom?


I'm loving it I hope you are too :D
 
lol,
What bodily function are you likely lose control of when received?
Click to expand...
lets hope its not the bowel that would be unpleasant for anyone nearby as well
 
You make it sound like crapping your pants is something to be ashamed of. B)

As you can tell, I love comedic threads like this. There is something so genuine(and universal) about humor. Humor is truly the language of all languages.

Want to hear a joke?

These two guys are walking on the beach and the one guy notices that the other guy is getting alot of attention from the cute girls sunbathing so after they leave the beach the one guy says to his popular friend:
"hey, how is it that the girls seem to like you more than they like me" "what's your secret?".
The other guy replies
"the secret to my success is I put a potato in my pants".

So the next day the guy puts a potato in his pants and proceeds to stroll confidently down the beach.
Well, after 30 minutes he gets nothing from the ladies and is ignored as usual. He thinks to himself what am I not doing that my friend was doing that got the big smiles from the girls.

So later on he meets up with his popular friend and says:
"I did what you said. I put a potato in my pants and didn't get any smiles from the cute girls. What did I do wrong?"
His friend replies:
"You have to put the potato
in the front of your pants
not the back of them". :eek:
 
Ouch! >.<

This guy walks into a bar and has to take a dump realllly badly.

He asks the bartender where the restroom was. He was directed to go upstairs, make a left then walk down the hall a bit, turn right and go in the 2nd door to the left.

After making his way through the crowd, the man found his way upstairs, but got confused as to which door wa the restroom, since none of the doors were marked. He went into one room, which was obviously a closet, found a hole and decided to relieve himself right there.

After the act was done, the man grabbed a sheet of newspaper, cleaned up, then pulled up his pants, and went dowstairs for a quick beer.

To his surprise the once crowded bar was now totally empty ... the man called out, "Hey, anybody here?!" ... to which he saw the bartender slowly raise his head from behind the bar. He then yelled at the man,

"Hey you! Where were you when the shit hit the fan?!?"

<rim-shot>
 
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "hey, why the long face".

or...

A vagrant in raggedy, moth-eaten clothes is walking down
the railroad tracks reaches into his pants pocket
and says to himself:
"plums, when did I buy plums".

Hint: his pants were full of holes so he grabbed his balls.
Thats right. He grabbed-his-balls-instead. :blink:

Is my gp2x here yet....
gp32_console
 
•What happened to the leper army in its first battle?
•They were de-feated.

•What did the leper say to the hooker when he was finished?
•"Keep the tip"

•What do you call a leper in a hot tub?
•Stew.

•Have you heard about the first ever all-leper hockey game?
•There was a face-off in the corner.

... Yep, GP32Z should be getting the units this week ... I have to work this weekend, so I hope it arrives soon :)
 
These three guys, a german, a spaniard, and an asian are staging a prison break but in order to escape they need to hop the barbwired fence.
Looking up they each know that if they hop the fence they will at least sustain some sort of injury so they make a pact and each of them promises not to make a sound no matter what happens when they hop over the fence.
So the first guy, the german, scales the fence, hops over, and while doing this scratches his left arm up very bad. But he doesn't make a sound even with all the pain he has.
The next guy, the spaniard, goes up the fence and over but unfortunately loses a few fingers on his way over. But still he doesn't make a sound even though he is in obvious agony.
The last guy, the asian, proceeds to scale the fence. Hops over the top of the fence lands on the other side and screams at the top of his lungs.
His companions are shocked and ask "how come you screamed?" "Both of us are injured badly and yet we didn't make even a little noise so why did you scream?".

The asian guy looks up,
points to the fence, and says:
"Looky Looky balls on hooky".


Note: I mean absolutely zero disrespect to someone of asian decent. I had to choose so I went with asian for the joke but you could use spaniard(which I am partly), romulan, decepticon, or undecided if you want.
 
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