finraziel
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I hope a vagrant horse will kick a potato at you! err....
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Silberstein
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WrongEyedJesus
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Scratch
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Meh, i am quite relax, more worrying about failing the exams then not getting my gp2x 
Goity
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Two blondes walk into a building. One says to the other " I didn't see that thee, did you?"
Goity
VIP Sleaze
Two blondes walk into a building. One says to the other " I didn't see that thee, did you?"
Edit: Balls double post
Edit: Balls double post
Empyre
*w00t*
Q: How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, it's a hardware problem.
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Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one but the bulb has really got to want to change.
A: None, it's a hardware problem.
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Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one but the bulb has really got to want to change.
judge0
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An Amish boy and his father were in a mall.
They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny,
silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "What is this Father?"
The father, never having seen an elevator responded,
"Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement,
a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the two moving walls and pressed a button.
The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.
The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.
The father said quietly to his son...
"Go get your mother".
They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny,
silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "What is this Father?"
The father, never having seen an elevator responded,
"Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement,
a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the two moving walls and pressed a button.
The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.
The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.
The father said quietly to his son...
"Go get your mother".
