Corrupt A Wish

[Blue Protoman]

I think I just won the game. You clearly didn't, because you forgot to wish for something!


I wish that the British Prime Minister would announce live on television that The Game is over.

 

[WizardStan]

I didn't forget, I was just clarifying my corruption of your first wish since the second wish is basically the exact same. If anything, you lose for wishing for effectively the same thing twice.

 

[Blue Protoman]

Oy.


I wish I had a machine gun loaded with candy corn.

 

[I8NY]

Granted, little kids now love you when you shoot them and soon they over run your house. (+ they are very hyper)


I wish I had a real life portal gun and the feet shock absorbers.

 

[Eridger]

Granted, little kids now love you when you shoot them and soon they over run your house. (+ they are very hyper)


I wish I had a real life portal gun and the feet shock absorbers.

Granted. GLADOS is pissed.


I wish I had enough cash to buy me and my friends legit copies of Minecraft. Playing a pirated game on a pirated server feels so wrong.

 

[bzar]

Granted, but so do many others. The various portals interfere with each other and you wind up in a little girl's bed at night and get tried and convicted as a sex offender, spending the rest of your days afraid of what your inmates will do to you if you turn your back on them.


I wish I could teleport at will to any place I choose, with the option of not materializing entirely until I make sure it is safe.


EDIT: Gah, ninjas!

 

[Blue Protoman]

Granted, but the process is extremely painful; you're being deconstructed atom by atom. As a result, you never use this power.


I wish the next Bond movie would be really good.

 

[Prometheus]

It is, but the next one after that is really, really bad.


I wish that there were more quality shows on television.

 

[Blue Protoman]

Granted. But now there's no quantity television; reruns skyrocket.


I wish RedBaron was a moderator on every website in existence.

 

[bzar]

Granted. Soon after, the internet is cancelled.


I wish someone will actually finish Wars: Commando despite how the final level just turned out.

 

[Prometheus]

Granted, but the final level might end up crashing their Pandora.


I wish that I had a freshly-cooked waffle.

Granted. But now there's no quantity television; reruns skyrocket.

Just like the old days! Fine by me.

 

[Blue Protoman]

Granted, but it falls on the floor. Because it has syrup, all sorts of dust particles, dirt, germs, and the like stick to your waffle. It is no longer edible.


I wish that Minecraft was still cool.

 

[Granitehead]

I wish that Minecraft was still cool.

It is, you just don't like it anymore as you aren't cool.


I wish someone would close this spam threads.

 

[Blue Protoman]

Granted, but the one who does it (Gruso) makes his own afterwards.


I wish that you didn't know that one of my brother's classmates stole $6000 from his parents. (Yes, he did.)

 

[bzar]

We don't. Well didn't, as you requested. Until you told us. Now we do.


I wish I had more rum to go with the excess of cola in our freezer.

 

[Blue Protoman]

Granted. You have a daughter and she winds up getting into the rum. She dies.


I wish my dad's cough was INVINCIBLE! Not just invincible, but INVINCIBLE!

 

[Prometheus]

It is invincible like Boris Grishenko. Freezing with liquid nitrogen follows. Or perhaps just running through a wall and disappearing into thin air.


I wish for noodles.

 

[Blue Protoman]

Granted. They're uncooked. And your neighborhood just lost hot water.


I wish that Craig's mother posted on these boards.

 

[levi1123]

Granted. They're uncooked. And your neighborhood just lost hot water.


I wish that Craig's mother posted on these boards.

Granted but she eats you alive verbally with insults and witty comments until your head implodes. I wish my DSi's shoulder buttons weren't broken

 

[Prometheus]

They're not, but now your own shoulders are.


I wish I could find that page with the amusing write-ups of bootleg arcade games.