it all went wrong for Wally after he hid on that cruise ship full of transvestites, he should not have teased them so, not only did they steal his face but they also set him adrift on an umbrella with nothing but a penguin for company and a briefcase full of continental cheeses... poor Wally, he would weep but alas they took his eyes.
EDIT: Blinky you beat me, is that a shirt you're wearing or is that badge saying "mod" just pinned to your nipple