(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

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I saw a Microbiologist today and he was much bigger than I expected.

 

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I'm thinking of getting a new job.
Working in a mirror factory is something I could see myself doing.

 

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What has 4 letters, always has 6 letters and never has 5 letters.

 

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A 9 year old girl has vanished after using a revolutionary new cream which makes you look 10 years younger.

 

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I was shocked when I found out my toaster wasn’t waterproof.

 

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Every year dozens of kids are sent off to mime school, never to be heard from again.

 

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I am the greatest exaggerator in the history of mankind.