(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

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Did you hear about the Indian man who wanted to make and sell sandwiches?
He opened a New Delhi.

 

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What's the worst thing about having a job at the unemployment office?
If you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.

 

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If you receive an email about canned meat, don't open it.
It's spam.

 

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What's the only place you can work where you'll get fired for putting in extra hours?
A clock factory.

 

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Who has the most worthless job in the world?
The guy who installs indicators on BMWs.

 

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It must be hard dating online as an elderly person.
You can’t be sure if you got ghosted or if they just died.

 

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I've been telling everyone I know about the benefits of eating dried grapes.
It's all about raisin awareness.

 

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Fruit jokes aren't just good jokes.
They're grape jokes.

 

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Two slices of bread got married.
The ceremony was going quite well until someone decided to toast the bride and groom.

 

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I went to the zoo today and saw two baguettes in a cage.
The sign said they were bread in captivity.

 

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What’s a musician's favorite type of bread?
A drum roll.

 

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What's the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.

 

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What dessert makes the most money?
Profiteroles.

 

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What do you call a piece of sandpaper in the desert? A map.

 

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Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.
There would be mass confusion.

 

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Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar.
You can't tell me that’s just a coincidence.

 

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How do you milk sheep?
Bring out a new iPhone and charge $1200 for it.

 

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Even though Spongebob is the main character, Patrick is the star.

 

[TeDaDeS]

How do you milk sheep?
Bring out a new iPhone and charge $1200 for it.

That's even 'sheep' today if it's the iPhone 17 Pro Max
And I don't expect the iPhone 18 Pro models to be less.