(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

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Do leprechauns make good journalists?
Yes, they're great at shorthand.

 

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Forgive me, father, priest, preacher, reverend,
for I have synonymed.

 

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Why don’t churches have Wi-Fi?
They don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

 

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Have you heard that the Hulk started recycling recently?
He's really going green.

 

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Did you hear about the book that compares the different versions of the bible?
There was a lot of cross referencing.

 

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Moses had a motorcycle.
It literally says so in the bible: "And lo, the roar of Moses’ triumph was heard throughout Israel."

 

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Why did the pie go to the dentist?
Because it needed a filling.

 

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Why was the mince pie upset?
Because everyone was desserting it.

 

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How do you make pie last forever?
Remove the e.

 

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We named our two kids War and Peace.
It's a long story...

 

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What do camels wear when they go to war?
Camelflage.

 

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Which branch of the military accepts toddlers?
The infantry.

 

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What do you get if you drop a piano on a military base?
A flat major.

 

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Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately.

 

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What do you call a pig that has lost its voice?
Disgruntled.

 

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A woman walks into a butchers shop.
"How much for the pigs head?"
"Ma'am, that’s a mirror."

 

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Two kids were playing inside and broke a window.
It was a pane to replace.

 

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Why did the moon skip dinner?
Because it was full.

 

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What's a good quality for a kindergarten teacher to have?
They can make little things count.

 

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Why do kindergarten teachers have bad eyesight?
Because their pupils are small.