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Why was the geometry teacher late for work?
Because she took the rhombus.
Because she took the rhombus.
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What's the dumbest animal in the jungle?
A polar bear.
A polar bear.
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Why don’t carpets ever win at poker?
Because they always fold at the dry cleaners.
Because they always fold at the dry cleaners.
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Why did the factory worker get fired from the calendar factory?
He had taken some days off.
He had taken some days off.
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Why did Stephen Hawking stop playing hide and seek with his friends?
They started using a metal detector.
They started using a metal detector.
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Friends that are good at hide-and-seek are hard to find anyway.
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Why do computer scientists always confuse Christmas and Halloween?
It's because Dec 25 = Oct 31.
It's because Dec 25 = Oct 31.
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I was told a properly worn N95 mask was enough to enter shops during the Covid period.
That wasn't true, they expected me wearing pants to.
That wasn't true, they expected me wearing pants to.
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Q: Why do the indigenous bears in the Arctic get lost when you give them their GNSS Latitude and Longitude co-ordinates?
A: Because they are polar bears.
Q: Why don't bears in the Arctic eat penguins?
A: Because they can't get the wrappers off with their paws.
An Arctic bear and a narwhal are talking about going to a bar to cheer up the penniless friend of the narwhal, a seal. The bear says it's a nice idea, but he can't as he'll need to go to the toilet all the time. "Why's that?" asks, the narwhal.
A: "Well," explains the bear, "it's obvious really - the seal's broke."
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When Chuck Norris opens an account they have to accept his terms and conditions.
My High Roof Van would be quite usefull for an Rockfestival, unfortunally its got now "Springbreak"
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Why did the triangle not disturb the circle?
It was pointless.
It was pointless.
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What do mathematicians make for Christmas?
Mince πs.
Mince πs.
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Man at Silver Wedding anniversary, addressing the guests on the topic of marital harmony:
"Well, I was lucky enough to marry a woman who was always right."
"Well, I was lucky enough to marry a woman who was always right."
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Did you hear about a local cemetery running out of space?
It’s a grave issue.
It’s a grave issue.
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hipsters only like igneous rocks, because they were magma before it was cool.
