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(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner
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Why did the carpet have no friends?
People just walked all over him.
People just walked all over him.
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Why did the moon skip dinner?
Because it was full.
Because it was full.
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What did the carpet say to the floor?
“Don’t move, I’ve got you covered!”
“Don’t move, I’ve got you covered!”
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A dragon would never explode.
But a dino might.
But a dino might.
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Why celebrities don’t have to worry about the heat?
They have a lot of fans.
They have a lot of fans.
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What kind of socks do panda bears wear?
None, they have bear feet.
None, they have bear feet.
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How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut?
Diagon alley.
Diagon alley.
Linux-SWAT
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- I did a boat trip, everyone was sick.
- Oh, were you going to India ?
- Oh, were you going to India ?
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How do you make Chicken Napoleon?
You use only the bony parts.
You use only the bony parts.
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Why do bald men always seem to do better in the summer?
Must be their time to shine.
Must be their time to shine.
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For anyone like me who did not immediately understand this joke, all I can say is, "Sikh, and ye shall find!".
On the topic of holidays, my neighbour said he was taking his wife to the Caribbean for a holiday."Oh,", I said, "Jamaica?" - "No", he said, "she went of her own accord".
Of course it's a bad joke. And being a bad joke that is a play on words, it must be punnish.
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Do you remember the days when we used to use subliminal advertising to sell candy?
And, buy gum, it worked.
And, buy gum, it worked.
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Why couldn’t the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?
Because they couldn’t cross the streams.
Because they couldn’t cross the streams.
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I guess it was a sick joke, Jamaica me laugh.
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what a dingus, that's not an iPhone
