(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

[Null]

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?
Weasley twins are 50% off.

 

[TeDaDeS]

Did you hear about a local cemetery running out of space?
It’s a grave issue.

That's a shame. I hear people are dying to get in.

 

[Null]

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy?
Neither did he.

 

[pyrat]

In an abulian group, the order of operands doesn't matter. So what's the point of operating one way or the other, really ? Can we just take a morphism to the whatever singleton and call it a day?

 

[TeDaDeS]

Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Never mind... I shouldn't spread it.

 

[netcat]

You know the joke about the eggs? I'm not gonna tell you you might eat them.

 

[Null]

Son: What are you going to be for Halloween dad?
Dad: Drunk.
Son: What’s mum going to be?
Dad: Mad.

 

[Null]

Why don’t vampires like gambling?
They get nervous when the stakes are raised.

 

[FBnil]

My ex wife still miss me
But her aim is getting better

 

[Null]

What has two wheels and flies?
A wheelie bin.

 

[TeDaDeS]

Why did the astronaut say before he left his wife?

Spoiler: ...

"I need some space"

 

[FBnil]

Dear forum members... I have a confession to make. I'm addicted to break fluid. But it's not so bad because I can stop whenever I want.

 

[TeDaDeS]

Dear forum members... I have a confession to make. I'm addicted to break fluid.

I'm not addicted but I know the feeling.
Once I was walking holding a fluid and dropped it onto the floor and it broke. And after seeing that I became a fan; because I was always under the impression it was impossible to break fluid.

 

[Git1]

Fixed it for you:

Dear forum members... I have a confession to make. I'm addicted to brake fluid. But it's not so bad because I can stop whenever I want.

 

[Null]

Fixed it even more.

Dear forum members... I have a confession to make. I'm addicted to breaking brake fluid. But it's not so bad because I can stop whenever I want.

 

[Null]

 

[Null]

What did the nun wear to the casino?
Her gambling habit.

 

[Null]

My uncle always hated eating mushrooms, but now that he’s dead they’re beginning to grow on him.

 

[Null]

What did the Physics teacher say to the students before starting with Optics?
Optics is light work.

 

[Null]

Why is it difficult to borrow money from a leprechaun?
Because he’s always a little short.