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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.
The bear isn’t dead it's just afraid to move.
The bear isn’t dead it's just afraid to move.
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My love for you is like diarrhoea,
I can’t hold it in.
I can’t hold it in.
Off topic.
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What do you give a dog that has a high temperature?
Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog.
Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog.
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Daughter: Dad why are you scooping ice cream with a knife?
Dad: The spoon just won’t cut it.
Dad: The spoon just won’t cut it.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was out'standing in his field.
Because he was out'standing in his field.
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How much space is needed for fungi to grow?
As mushroom as possible.
As mushroom as possible.
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What happened to the two thieves who stole a calendar?
They both got six months.
They both got six months.
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What has six wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
A garbage truck.
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What do you call a person who works on small cars?
A quantum mechanic.
A quantum mechanic.
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Mostly everyone.
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Especially on a jumping house.
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Why do dancers wear loose trousers?
For the ballroom.
For the ballroom.
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What type of melon can't get married in Vegas?
A can't-elope!
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How can you surprise someone who is blind?
Leave a plunger in the toilet.
Leave a plunger in the toilet.
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Today I had a once-in-a-lifetime experience.
And I'll say this about it: never again.
And I'll say this about it: never again.
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Did you hear about the murder at the carpet factory?
Probably not, the owner swept it under the rug.
Probably not, the owner swept it under the rug.
