Djoga'Ro moonstruck Jun 28, 2023 #2,341 Null said: No sir you're a large, shouting something doesn't make it true. Click to expand... I was just overwhelmed by the realisation. What's a large?
Null said: No sir you're a large, shouting something doesn't make it true. Click to expand... I was just overwhelmed by the realisation. What's a large?
P pyrat Hardcore Member Jun 28, 2023 #2,342 Djoga'Ro said: I was just overwhelmed by the realisation. What's a large? Click to expand... Just shut up and put your clothes back on !
Djoga'Ro said: I was just overwhelmed by the realisation. What's a large? Click to expand... Just shut up and put your clothes back on !
FBnil They'll own everything and be miserable. Jul 7, 2023 #2,344 I was at the swimming pool yesterday. Took a pee in the deep end. Lifeguard noticed. He blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in. Last edited: Jul 7, 2023
I was at the swimming pool yesterday. Took a pee in the deep end. Lifeguard noticed. He blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.
Null Snug Jul 10, 2023 #2,346 It's a five minute walk from my house to the pub, but a 45 minute walk from the pub to my house. The difference is staggering.
It's a five minute walk from my house to the pub, but a 45 minute walk from the pub to my house. The difference is staggering.
Null Snug Jul 11, 2023 #2,347 A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.
Null Snug Jul 12, 2023 #2,348 My dad used to say to me "when one door closes another will open". He was a brilliant philosopher but a terrible cabinet maker.
My dad used to say to me "when one door closes another will open". He was a brilliant philosopher but a terrible cabinet maker.
Null Snug Jul 13, 2023 #2,349 My friend has designed an invisible aeroplane. I can't see it taking off.
Null Snug Jul 13, 2023 #2,350 My wife said, “You really have no sense of direction, do you?” I said, “Where did that come from?”
kuru Who the heck is Stephan Kramer? Jul 19, 2023 #2,352 Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn’t last as long for fat people.
TeDaDeS Forum Addict! Aug 7, 2023 #2,355 Most people can’t tell the difference between 'entomology' and 'etymology'. I can’t find the words for how much this bugs me...
Most people can’t tell the difference between 'entomology' and 'etymology'. I can’t find the words for how much this bugs me...
TeDaDeS Forum Addict! Aug 8, 2023 #2,356 I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger; and then it hit me.
TeDaDeS Forum Addict! Aug 8, 2023 #2,358 That reminds me: I finally watched that documentary on clocks; ...it was about time.
Null Snug Aug 8, 2023 #2,359 I told your mother she drew on her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
TeDaDeS Forum Addict! Aug 8, 2023 #2,360 My therapist told me I have problems expressing my emotions. Can’t say I’m surprised.