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A single glance tells me if somebody is lying. It’s the fact that they’re horizontal that gives it away.
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I used to breed rabbits. Then I realised they can handle it themselves.
OK. So swimmers are lying. I thought the difficult part was breathing air instead of water, optimizing and coordinating limb movement and mastering strength, but apparently what must be really hard must be shouting lies without getting water in..
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My neighbors are listening to great music. Whether they like it or not.
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Somebody said today that I'm lazy. I nearly answered him.
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I read married couples do it about 74 times per year. It’s almost the end of November now. Seems like I’m going to have a seriously exciting December!
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My wife dared doubt my craftsmanship when I was changing the light switch. Haha, she’s in for a shock.
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This isn't mine, it's from Slashdot, but I found it funny:
Archaeologists Unearth a Secret Lost Language From 3,000 Years Ago
"And no, it's not COBOL," jokes long-time Slashdot reader schwit1,
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My friend talked me into lending her money for plastic surgery. I’ve been trying to get it back for months. Unfortunately I have no idea what she looks like these days.
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Paul: “I’ve got problems with mathematics.”
Michael: “Me too.”
Eric: “Yeah, that makes four of us.”
Michael: “Me too.”
Eric: “Yeah, that makes four of us.”
rygD
Nihilistic Mystic
*Logs in as Git1*
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Because in 2023 there're no known books any more.
Now, if you mean it''s the tittle of a video in some platform with lots of views... then maybe.
TeDaDeS
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Why Adolf Hitler watched Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs at least 20 times
The Fuhrer was a film fanatic and one of his favourite movies was Disney’s first feature-length animation
www.nationalworld.com
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My car horn now sounds like gunshots. People move out of the way much faster now.
