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A week after I went to the police to declare my wife was missing they called me today and said I had to prepare for the worst case scenario. So I went to the thrift shop to buy all her clothes back.
 
At the risk of repeating old jokes here...


Why did the pony have a sore throat?

Because it was a little horse.


Why do noses get tired in the winter?

Because they're always running.


Doctor: I'm afraid this might hurt a little.

Patient: Okay.

Doctor: I'm having an affair with your wife.
 
At the risk of repeating old jokes here...

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Please don't mind the bear, he's got a bit of a temper on him but he loves kids.
 
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Today, they had 2 Nuclear Strike Suitcases, one got whit Donny and whill get invalid as far as Joe got his swearing in as President
I realy hope they learned from thes 4 Years, maybe its not the best idea that the President got the Nuclear Strike Suitcase..

What would happen if i would be mad, let me elect to the President, and start a Nuclear Strike because i think its a good Idea?
What would stopp Donny to Nuce the Capitol??
 
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