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probably already told earlier, but on the subject of German/English puns:
no matter how kind your children are, German kids are Kinder.
no matter how kind your children are, German kids are Kinder.
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When I found out that my microwave wasn't waterproof, I was shocked.
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I saw an ad for a “Radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full”. I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
Last week i listen to a song i found very cool, so i looked on the Musik App on my Watch and it showed that it was from the "Song of Ice and Fire " (The last of the starks) (Game of Thrones)..
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My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.
These Jokes would be much more funny if I would understand some of the a bit more difficult words ;(
Hey aber die Mussig is geil^^ listen to the Aqualung Record from Jethro Tull
Send from something, i guess ^^
Hey aber die Mussig is geil^^ listen to the Aqualung Record from Jethro Tull
Send from something, i guess ^^
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Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I'm driving.
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Cleaning mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.
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Do you know how to make a hotdog stand?
You take his seat away.
You take his seat away.
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England v Scotland Euro 2021 tickets.
This may be of interest to somebody. A Scottish pal of mine has got two tickets in a corporate box for England v Scotland. He paid £300 each, but didn't realise that the match was going to be the same day as his Covid-19 postponed wedding. If you're interested, he is looking for someone to take his place.
Its at Hamilton Registry Office at 14:30. The Bride's name is Moira. She's 5'4 & about 8stone, quite pretty & has her own income and she is a really good cook.
This may be of interest to somebody. A Scottish pal of mine has got two tickets in a corporate box for England v Scotland. He paid £300 each, but didn't realise that the match was going to be the same day as his Covid-19 postponed wedding. If you're interested, he is looking for someone to take his place.
Its at Hamilton Registry Office at 14:30. The Bride's name is Moira. She's 5'4 & about 8stone, quite pretty & has her own income and she is a really good cook.
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I asked my grandfather how he’s enjoying the new stair lift that was recently installed in his house.
He said, “I hate it. It’s driving me up the wall.”
He said, “I hate it. It’s driving me up the wall.”
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I can’t stand Russian dolls. They’re so full of themselves.
I wanted to read some Disney Comics , whyle I listen to some Iron Maiden,
But I have Fear of the Duck ^^
Fun fact: this evening, on my way home, they played the Song in the Radio, when I came to this joke,
But after I thought about it, I really understood duck ..
Send from something, i guess ^^
But I have Fear of the Duck ^^
Fun fact: this evening, on my way home, they played the Song in the Radio, when I came to this joke,
But after I thought about it, I really understood duck ..
Send from something, i guess ^^
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