(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner

[FBnil]

A week after I went to the police to declare my wife was missing they called me today and said I had to prepare for the worst case scenario. So I went to the thrift shop to buy all her clothes back.

 

[ClockworkCoder]

At the risk of repeating old jokes here...


Why did the pony have a sore throat?

Because it was a little horse.


Why do noses get tired in the winter?

Because they're always running.


Doctor: I'm afraid this might hurt a little.

Patient: Okay.

Doctor: I'm having an affair with your wife.

 

[Null]

Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience.

 

[Null]

At the risk of repeating old jokes here...

Please don't mind the bear, he's got a bit of a temper on him but he loves kids.

 

[λ the β-Redex Reducer]

That reminds me of this funny mistake:

 

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[Null]

I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn’t help me.

 

[matzesu]

It would be funny if it would not be real :
They took the Twitter Acount from Uncle Donald, but he still have his Nuclear Strike Suitcase


Send from something, i guess ^^

 

[Null]

Nuclear Strike

I'm more of a fan of Desert Strike myself.

Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached.

 

[rSl]

Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.

 

[rSl]

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

 

[λ the β-Redex Reducer]

It would be funny if it would not be real :
They took the Twitter Acount from Uncle Donald, but he still have his Nuclear Strike Suitcase

The pen is mightier than the sword!

 

[matzesu]

Today, they had 2 Nuclear Strike Suitcases, one got whit Donny and whill get invalid as far as Joe got his swearing in as President
I realy hope they learned from thes 4 Years, maybe its not the best idea that the President got the Nuclear Strike Suitcase..

What would happen if i would be mad, let me elect to the President, and start a Nuclear Strike because i think its a good Idea?
What would stopp Donny to Nuce the Capitol??

 

[Null]

I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.

 

[Null]

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

 

[Null]

If you see an Apple Store get robbed, does that make you an iWitness?

 

[Null]

I put a high-voltage electric fence around my house. My neighbor is dead against it.

 

[Djoga'Ro]

If you see an Apple Store get robbed, does that make you an iWitness?

iThink so

 

[Binky]

I put a high-voltage electric fence around my house. My neighbor is dead against it.

I suppose that makes your neighbour rather like Schroedinger’s cat...
...both live and dead.