rygD
Nihilistic Mystic
Has Wal-Mart not taken over your country yet? They are expanding even more with their neighborhood stores here.
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FaeMinx
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No, we just have malls all over the place that all have exactly the same shops in them.. If you've been to one you've been to them all. Customer service in this country is terrible. The notion of people waiting to greet you at the entrance is quite absurd...
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Are they? I've never heard of a Wal-Mart in Europe yet, we got enough of such consumerism temples already.
rygD
Nihilistic Mystic
If you come over here don't be surprised if the greeters are the only purple in that big box that treat you with anything resembling decency.although greeters are a rate thing here as well there are companies that have it as pat of their policy that you are welcomed into the store, be treated friendly, and lots of smiles. In the same way that some Wal-Mart greeters make me uncomfortable, if I were to force a smile I might prevent customers from returning. I am better if I just try to make small talk.
In general it seems customer service is lacking in many parts of the world.
Maybe they haven't started trying to take over the world yet, but they are everywhere here. There are three of the huge ones fairly close to where I live (one in walking distance) and some of the neighborhood stores that limit themselves to mostly food. I won't be surprised if one day most stores with a physical location here are Wal-Mart. Wasn't Wal-Mart supposed to have purchased "the Company" in one of the Alien movies?
If you don't have some of the chains we have maybe you are lucky to not have to deal with the cashiers smashing your food when you buy food like I do when I go to Aldi. Oh, wait...
Please may I gently remind you that this is a joke thread
. If there are any jokes that aren't understood, please keep answers brief or pm (otherwise it will turn into a big looong discussion).
FlapJack
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I'm not really getting the gist of this page....but I do know that it's NOT for average conversation and complaints. It's probably been started/formed by a funny guy that wants to hear jokes. NOT sad-sack stories. Reading back, it's full of puns. Some really funny ones. Let's keep the laughs flowing...
A man goes into the ER, admitting that he put a few plastic HORSES up his ass. The doctor says that his condition is now STABLE.
A man goes into the ER, admitting that he put a few plastic HORSES up his ass. The doctor says that his condition is now STABLE.
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My friend surprised me for my birthday with a book called ‘Road-Kill Recipes’. I did find some road-kill the other day, so I cooked it according to one recipe and it was delicious. I’m just not sure what I should do with the bicycle.
Did you hear about the dwarf that escaped from prison?
He was a little medium, at large!
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My wife and I have reached a decision that we do not want children. If anybody does please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
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Thank you, Lolla and Uncle Jack....for reminding us of that.
A Tiger strolls into a bar and puts it's big mitts up on the counter. He asks in a low roar....Can I get......... and the bartender says why the big paws?
[doublepost=1481102282,1481102150][/doublepost]An Irishman walks into a bar.
[doublepost=1481102583][/doublepost]My relatives died in The Titanic. Well, they moistly died in the cold water. Mostly. They died and the rest of us lived, but it took a long time for that realization to sink in.
A Tiger strolls into a bar and puts it's big mitts up on the counter. He asks in a low roar....Can I get......... and the bartender says why the big paws?
[doublepost=1481102282,1481102150][/doublepost]An Irishman walks into a bar.
[doublepost=1481102583][/doublepost]My relatives died in The Titanic. Well, they moistly died in the cold water. Mostly. They died and the rest of us lived, but it took a long time for that realization to sink in.
As his castle is being attacked and invaded, the evil king runs to his chambers shouting "Infamy! Infamy! They've got it in for me!"
rygD
Nihilistic Mystic
But, but, the whole thing is all a big joke.Please may I gently remind you that this is a joke thread
At least I didn't mention horse beef.
FlapJack
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Every time I'm out with a hot chick that has a jealous boyfriend, and I'm struggling with her bra, I'm always aware that this might be a booby trap.
[doublepost=1481103928,1481102918][/doublepost]Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans.
[doublepost=1481104528][/doublepost]I hear ya, Lolla. You're funny...and if you started this, then you're alright in my book. Maybe it will be YOU that keeps me coming back to these pages... because waiting for this Pyra is like watching grass grow. PEACE
[doublepost=1481103928,1481102918][/doublepost]Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans.
[doublepost=1481104528][/doublepost]I hear ya, Lolla. You're funny...and if you started this, then you're alright in my book. Maybe it will be YOU that keeps me coming back to these pages... because waiting for this Pyra is like watching grass grow. PEACE
ClockworkCoder
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There are only 10 kinds of people who understand binary.
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FlapJack
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Let's not get too digital. I have a 1 and she has a 0. Together we can make sense.
[doublepost=1481112950,1481112788][/doublepost]It's a cascading, recursive joke....I'm buried! Help me! Oh thanks.....Mr. Binky's seeing-eye St. Bernard gave me a swig off of his wooden flask. I'm rescued!
[doublepost=1481113317][/doublepost]I had a friend that got into trouble and he worked for the Department of Transportation. He stole things from his job and I should've seen the signs because they were all over his place,
[doublepost=1481114780][/doublepost]Knock knock.
Who's there?
(silence)
Oh no.........he's a rapist. Wait, do you hear anything? Oh good, he was just the mailman.
[doublepost=1481112950,1481112788][/doublepost]It's a cascading, recursive joke....I'm buried! Help me! Oh thanks.....Mr. Binky's seeing-eye St. Bernard gave me a swig off of his wooden flask. I'm rescued!
[doublepost=1481113317][/doublepost]I had a friend that got into trouble and he worked for the Department of Transportation. He stole things from his job and I should've seen the signs because they were all over his place,
[doublepost=1481114780][/doublepost]Knock knock.
Who's there?
(silence)
Oh no.........he's a rapist. Wait, do you hear anything? Oh good, he was just the mailman.
