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The fourth one is either unfunny or I don't understand it.

I've never heard of a nick nack joke.
Is it a thing or is it no more than:

So and so laughed at a monkey...
And he knows I don't like primate jokes.

Which is not funny or clever, but that is exactly what the joke seems to me.

And the last one I don't understand at all. - I have no idea what a cart has to with greeting.
Cards however...

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I’ve just been playing The Sims.

My wife keeps getting into arguments because I don’t have much of a social life. My fish just died. My son keeps coming up to me telling me he’s hungry. So I built a little square room on the side of our house and put him and my wife in it, locked the door and went back upstairs to play The Sims.

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Hello, this is joke

Hans had been sloppy so he was called a nob-end, he responded "N'abend".

The hawaaian girl only tried to say hello to an admiral from star trek, when she slipped on a banana peel and fell down a set of stairs. This set us up the bomb.
 
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And the last one I don't understand at all. - I have no idea what a cart has to with greeting.
Cards however...
At Wal-Mart there are people that stand near the door and greet you as you enter the building. Sometimes they give you a shopping cart as well.
 
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