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It was my brother that introduced me to karate.
Early one morning while I was still asleep.
Early one morning while I was still asleep.
(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner
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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but this wiring is dangerous and the whole house needs doing really.
Only one, but this wiring is dangerous and the whole house needs doing really.
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I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, all it was doing was gathering dust.
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My new year's resolution was to be able to do 100 push ups by next New Year's Eve.
I'm on 87 at the moment. Hopefully I'll reach the 100th by December.
I'm on 87 at the moment. Hopefully I'll reach the 100th by December.
Nintendo
Nintendo Switch
Difference between a hoover and a whore...nothing. They both suck!
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The best thing about lending someone your time machine is that you get it back straight away.
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Our neighbourhood has a tiny ghost that helps out during hard times.
It's good to have a little community spirit.
It's good to have a little community spirit.
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A man has died after falling in a vat of coffee.
It was instant.
It was instant.
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I could barely lift my bottle of water earlier.
It was an Evian.
It was an Evian.
One should always borrow money off a pessimist. They never expect you to pay it back anyway. Lol 
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I can see exactly 5 years into the future.
I've got 2020 vision.
I've got 2020 vision.
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Our local Police officer is a very laid back and happy guy, always smiling and laughing and never seems to pay any attention to petty matters recently.
He's been like that since he confiscated my bag of weed two weeks ago.
He's been like that since he confiscated my bag of weed two weeks ago.
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I was at a party the other night and joined the queue for the fruit punch. Everybody was waiting their turn without any pushing in or impolite behaviour whatsoever. I thought, "Finally! A decent punchline!"
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An earthquake hit Las Vegas. 1,200 Elvises were all shook up.
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Lead me not into temptation, I already know the way.
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If a tree falls in the woods and nobody hears it, then my illegal logging business is a success.
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I feel so sorry for the family of the woman who died doing a bungee jump in Spain....
That's the type of thing you just don't bounce back from.
That's the type of thing you just don't bounce back from.
Two people in a car on a bridge:
Person 1: Omg, it's a jumper. Pull over!
Person 2: I'd say it was more a sweater than a pullover..
Jesus is made of dough. No, really; he's risen again..
Lolololol
/still laughs at her own jokes
Person 1: Omg, it's a jumper. Pull over!
Person 2: I'd say it was more a sweater than a pullover..
Jesus is made of dough. No, really; he's risen again..
Lolololol
/still laughs at her own jokes
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Avoidable: what a bullfighter tries to do.
Carpet: A friendly, furry animal; kept in your automobile.
Intermittent: Where I went when it started to rain on my camping holiday.
Carpet: A friendly, furry animal; kept in your automobile.
Intermittent: Where I went when it started to rain on my camping holiday.
