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What is the tallest building in the entire world?
The library, because it has so many stories.
The library, because it has so many stories.
(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner
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I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
What should you probably not climb to the top of? The I Fall Tower
Or..
Where is a good place to see a great view? The Eyeful Tower
Or..
Where is a good place to see a great view? The Eyeful Tower
Neelix
Insecticidal Maniac
Those were truly groan-worthy, well done.What should you probably not climb to the top of? The I Fall Tower
Or..
Where is a good place to see a great view? The Eyeful Tower
*tips hat*-Neelix
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My boss stormed up to me in the office today and said, "You missed work yesterday, didn't you?"
"Not particularly," I replied.
"Not particularly," I replied.
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At school we discussed the great rulers. I opted for the Helix 30cm shatterproof.
So what if I can't spell armaggedon? It's not the end of the world.
Me and my mate have just been fighting over which is the best vowel.
I won.
So what if I can't spell armaggedon? It's not the end of the world.
Me and my mate have just been fighting over which is the best vowel.
I won.
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I'd hate to be a dragon.
I'd get so angry trying to blow out my birthday candles.
I'd get so angry trying to blow out my birthday candles.
FaeMinx
Rainbow Liberation Instigation
Just keep trying...
... untill you run out of cake.
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The inventor of dog treats died earlier today.
He was a good boy. Yes he was.
He was a good boy. Yes he was.
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Calling my new dog "shark" was a mistake.
I'm now banned from all of my local beaches.
I'm now banned from all of my local beaches.
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My friend was bleeding, and the first aid book told me to apply pressure.
So I told him if he didn't stop bleeding right away, he'd die.
So I told him if he didn't stop bleeding right away, he'd die.
What house is easy to move? A lighthouse
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My wife keeps saying she married the wrong man...
...I think she may have a point.
I was only in the church to mend the font.
...I think she may have a point.
I was only in the church to mend the font.
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As a painter, I'm proud to say some of my work can be seen in the National Gallery.
I did the skirting boards.
I did the skirting boards.
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My wife said she was breaking up with me, because of my obsession with rhyming.
I nearly choked on my tea; what terrible timing!
People who hate hand gestures: I salute you.
I nearly choked on my tea; what terrible timing!
People who hate hand gestures: I salute you.
Neelix
Insecticidal Maniac
Inigo: That Vizzini, he can fuss.
Fezzik: Fuss, fuss… I think he like to scream at us.
Inigo: Probably he means no harm.
Fezzik: He’s really very short on charm.
Inigo: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Vizzini: Enough of that.
Inigo: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead.
Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it.
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?
Fezzik: Fuss, fuss… I think he like to scream at us.
Inigo: Probably he means no harm.
Fezzik: He’s really very short on charm.
Inigo: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Vizzini: Enough of that.
Inigo: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead.
Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it.
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?
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I've just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome.
It started off badly but, by the end, I really liked it.
It started off badly but, by the end, I really liked it.
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It was reported earlier that the inventor of dog treats had died...
It has since come to light that he was actually only playing dead.
It has since come to light that he was actually only playing dead.
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