You pulled a couple of crackers there!
Speaking of which, do other countries have Christmas crackers or is this a traditional British thing? I don;t recall seeing them in American Christmas movies etc.
Do other countries have something similar, specially for Christmas?
Back on track -
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia!
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can 'ho ho ho'!
Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
Because he had a low "elf" esteem!
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson!
What do you call a cat in the desert?
Sandy Claws!
Who delivers presents to cats?
Santa Paws!
What do you call Father Christmas in the beach?
Sandy Clause!
What does Santa do with fat elves?
He sends them to an Elf Farm!
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
Santa Jaws
What says Oh Oh Oh?
Santa walking backwards!
What goes Ho Ho Whoosh, Ho Ho Whoosh?
Santa going through a revolving door!
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
What do you call Santa's little helpers?
Subordinate clauses!
What do Santa's little helpers learn at school?
The elf-abet!
What did Santa say to the smoker?
Please don't smoke, it's bad for my elf!
Where does Santa go when he's sick?
To the elf centre!
Where do elves go to dance?
Christmas Balls!
What do elves eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes!