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What part of a car causesthe most accidents?
The nut that holds the steering wheel.
The nut that holds the steering wheel.
(Bad)Joke Appreciation Corner
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I finally got around to watching that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
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Police have arrested the World tongue-twister Champion. I imagine he'll be given a tough sentence.
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Ninomae Ina'nis and puns
Ina has a power with the gravity that carries a lot of burden – intuitively making puns. While the dad jokes the priestess delivers bring her joy, they also bring a heavy dread to the rest of HoloEN. Join Ina, Kiara, Ame, Calli, and Gura, as they discover that the true puns were the friends they...
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I sold our vacuum cleaner; it was just gathering dust.
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
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Not if the doctor is me, I love apples, unless they are sour.
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I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.
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I told my wife she needs to start embracing her mistakes. So she hugged me.
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My neighbour has a theory that it is possible to farm bees. He finds the craziest bees in the hive and keeps planting them, then digging them up to see if they have roots. I keep telling him it would be absurd, but he won't listen.
The Department of Tautology Department has decided to shorten its name.
A root of an irrational number, when written as the 'root sign' encompassing the number e.g. √̅a̅b is known as a 'surd' . A bee is a single bee. One is a rational number. The bees are crazy (irrational), and a non-zero rational number multplied by an irrational number always gives and irrational result. So ab is irrational. Therefore the root of ab written as above is a surd. Yes, this is a truly awful joke.
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The Department of Tautology Department has decided to shorten its name.
It's now the Dept. of Tautology Dept.
But at least you explained it.
British son to his dad: Dad, I do not want to go France. The dad replies: Shut up and keep rowing.
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I can’t find my Gone in 60 Seconds DVD. It was here a minute ago.
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A travelling circus came to town today, and one of the attractions was "Eric, the talking pony!". So, I went to see the show, and a pony trotted up to the microphone on the stage, and said in a weak and raspy voice that the show would be shorter than normal today because he was a little horse.
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What do you need to make a small fortune on Wall Street?
A large fortune.
A large fortune.
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To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.
