There is a legend from a time long ago, in a time before the dual analogue nub; when touch screens were yet a new thing; when people had a phone for phone calls, a music player for playing music, and a game player for playing games, and they liked it!
The legend goes that, in this time, there was great strife, for an evil entity had fallen across the land, darkening the skies and fouling the waters. The being that had come was slick though. It promised a cool, menthol enhanced, easy breathing experience. In the shape of a four legged animal with a long neck and a large hump upon its back, it rode in with its message of great taste and promises of good times. But these were lies! Though the powers that be fought the beast, they could not vanquish it. Even the gods lacked the power to fully banish the evil that had come to them. With their hopes waning and energy failing, the gods gathered and cast a mighty spell that forever changed the evil's message. With it's message so altered, it lost much of its power, and lo did the armies descend upon it. Finally, its body battered and words broken, the four legged animal limped away in search of easier prey, never to be heard from again.
But prophecy warns of a time when this beast may come again. Some have seen it, out there, stalking, waiting, suckling slowly at the peoples of neighbouring forums, biding its time until those that set the spell become lax and the wards are dropped. Then it will strike again.
For this reason, we must remain vigilant.
