Prometheus
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It's already sorted, Monk. You simply need to load this onto a Pandora...Monk said:
... And voila, automatic ghost detection!
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A Harsh Dose Of Reality
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... And voila, automatic ghost detection!
AquaAnalogue
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piercer said:
Really?! You seem so sure. I propose that, to properly persuade us of your belief, you make a vow to publically euthanize yourself in an increasingly slow and painful way as the wait from now until the shipping of the Pandorae gets smaller, effective upon the delivery of the first batch. I propose this introductory scale in the form of wait-time::method....
(two years)::slit wrists and bleed out
(one year)::asphyxiate yourself. Stop short of death and repeat, once for every month less than a year up to half a year.
(half a year)::drown yourself in water deviating from body temperature (in the direction of your choice) by 20 degrees fahrenheit for each week less than half a year up to two months.
(two months)::coat body in kerosine and light on fire until lightly toasted (and dead).
(one month)::Get a sex change (or remain female, whichever appropriate) and walk into a Middle Eastern country whilst nude.
(before the end of CNY holiday)::dissect self and remove organs in reverse order of necessity (e.g. least necessary first)
It is only by accepting this vow that you can persuade us that your opinion is that important to you.
Otherwise fuck off.
^_^
Disclaimer: AquaAnalogue does not support suicide of beings with any worth. Worthless beings on the other hand, may snuff it ^_^
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mali
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You are so right, again. I've just read some old posts and realized that I already tried to calm the OP over a year ago, when he freaked out because of the refund >_<Monk said:
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Monk
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Prometheus said:It's already sorted, Monk. You simply need to load this onto a Pandora...Monk said:
... And voila, automatic ghost detection!
Who you gonna call? That's a pretty quick turnaround there - almost.. spooky!
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mali
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Oh, I almost forgot
Ah, that's better..
Ah, that's better..
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Never is never certain.
Prometheus
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Can I post some bad words? Please? Pleeeeaaase? My mommy never let me do it at home but I've grown quite a bit the last thirty years.
So can I? Puhleeeease?
Here Kitty Kitty, here, food! Come on Troll(y) boy! Catch! Now f%^&$ off!
I just hope somebody doesn't buy a a Pandora mommy. I don't want them on the forum saying bad words about my console. Mommy mommmy! Can you keep him out please? Can you? Thank you mommy. I love you!
So can I? Puhleeeease?
Here Kitty Kitty, here, food! Come on Troll(y) boy! Catch! Now f%^&$ off!
I just hope somebody doesn't buy a a Pandora mommy. I don't want them on the forum saying bad words about my console. Mommy mommmy! Can you keep him out please? Can you? Thank you mommy. I love you!
fraseyboy
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piercer said:
Update != Date
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Monk
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Prometheus said:
LOL, that was pretty funny - but I the "original" show missed a trick by calling is "Most Haunted Live!". I mean, surely the 2Live" bit kinds gives the game away?
Note - I've never seen the show, but I gather it's a bit... well, naff. Good soundtrack tho!
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mali
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I need some calming music
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Phawx
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Page three already?
Here's an idea guys. How bout you don't let him know how much it bothers you. Because this is the type of reaction he wants. He's wacking off at our dissatisfaction. Whereas if you just didn't post, maybe he'd just go limp and post elsewhere.
Here's an idea guys. How bout you don't let him know how much it bothers you. Because this is the type of reaction he wants. He's wacking off at our dissatisfaction. Whereas if you just didn't post, maybe he'd just go limp and post elsewhere.
