You Know Your A Gp2x Fanboy When....

[pool34]

I think we should have a thread with GP2X themed jokes. Here are some of mine:

You know your a GP2X fanboy when you dump your girlfriend because she calls your GP2X a PSP.

You know your obsessed with your GP2X to much when you spend 3 hours going through all the skins (even the ones you dont like)

 

[fluffyhamster]

You know your a gp2x fanboy when you start making gp2x jokes. . . .wait

 

[daclassicgamingmaster]

u know ur a gp2x fanboy when you masturbate to the device

 

[Shikkers]

u know ur a gp2x fanboy when you masturbate with the device by putting porn on it

 

[Shikkers]

You know you're a GP2X fanboy when...

You always try to educate everyone about the GP2X when people ask "Is that a PSP?".

You have more than 20 AA rechargable batteries and/or a smart charger and expensive battery charger.

You know what GPE stands for.

You installed Linux because you bought a GP2X.

You are one of the people begging for a/showing off the DaveC Seal of Approval(tm).

You have bought the $3 SD card reader.

You have shown off the TV-out.

You have "acquired" fullsets of ROMs thanks to the GP2X.

You have bought every commercial game for the GP2X and are anticipating the translations of the currently Korean only GP2X games.

You have a GP2X affiliate link.

You have DPad modded your GP2X.

You know about battery cover can become a GP2X stand trick.

You have a First Edition.

You have a 4GB SD card and it's still not enough space for you...

...And you desire an 8GB version.

You have hooked up hard drives/flash drives through USB to the GP2X...

... Or anything USB for that matter.

You have tried every game on the archive.

... OK I'm done.

 

[WarmFluffyUK]

... OK I'm done.

Thank God for that.

 

[NoidZ]

Hehehehe. But he's right.

 

[Fishbong]

I have a first edition. But that hardly qualifies me as GP2X fanboy. A real fanboi would have a 1st edition and a MKII

 

[Blah]

You know about battery cover can become a GP2X stand trick.

I never noticed that before, thats hella cool.

 

[Loubear]

u know ur a gp2x fanboy when you masturbate with the device by putting porn on it

...stop looking at me with those accusing eyes! I'm innocent, honest!

 

[sam fisher]

u know ur a gp2x fanboy when you masturbate with the device by putting porn on it

...stop looking at me with those accusing eyes! I'm innocent, honest!

We all know your penis is too short and thin to masturbate with!

 

[daclassicgamingmaster]

fuck you sam you beat me to it!

 

[DemonStar55]

You know you're a GP2X fanboy when...

You always try to educate everyone about the GP2X when people ask "Is that a PSP?". *check*

You have more than 20 AA rechargable batteries and/or a smart charger and expensive battery charger.

You know what GPE stands for. *check*

You installed Linux because you bought a GP2X. (had it before)

You are one of the people begging for a/showing off the DaveC Seal of Approval(tm). *check*

You have bought the $3 SD card reader. (already had one(

You have shown off the TV-out. (still needs tv-out)

You have "acquired" fullsets of ROMs thanks to the GP2X. *check for gp32*

You have bought every commercial game for the GP2X and are anticipating the translations of the currently Korean only GP2X games. (need money >.<, but bought a good portion of the GP32 ones)

You have a GP2X affiliate link.

You have DPad modded your GP2X.

You know about battery cover can become a GP2X stand trick. *check*

You have a First Edition. (mine was fucked up so now I have a SE)

You have a 4GB SD card and it's still not enough space for you... (only have a few 1 GB ones that aren't enough)

...And you desire an 8GB version. *check*

You have hooked up hard drives/flash drives through USB to the GP2X...

... Or anything USB for that matter.

You have tried every game on the archive.

... OK I'm done.

 

[torpor]

You know you're a GP2X fanboix when:

1. .. IRSSI just goes straight to #gp2xdev
2. .. yours is a Pimp Knob ..
3. .. you have 3 GP2X's, and one is only for 'safe-keeping' coz its got the original LCD ..
4. .. you have a supply of EXT connectors you're hoarding for your next project ..
5. .. the EXT connector stash is stapled to the LTC3402 stash ..
6. .. your Breakout box owns on the GPH "developer" breakout box ..
7. .. you've got a small rats next of USB devices hanging off your BoB ..
8. .. you can't bear the thought of overwriting your perfectly set up SD megapack, so you just buy more SD cards ..
9. .. .. and more and more SD cards ..
10. .. and more and more and more SD cards ..
11. .. your SD cards have their own wallet ..
12. .. which is superglue'd to your re-purposed PSP case ..
13. .. containing your 4th GP2X.

 

[Loubear]

u know ur a gp2x fanboy when you masturbate with the device by putting porn on it

...stop looking at me with those accusing eyes! I'm innocent, honest!

We all know your penis is too short and thin to masturbate with!

That is not what your mother said. But I'm not one to argue.

 

[daclassicgamingmaster]

sam fisher just got dissed by an infant asian boy with a tiny dick! lol!

 

[sand_man]

how do you know he is asian? is it because he has a small penis?

 

[Draken]

No, because he said so himself. :/

 

[sam fisher]

sam fisher just got dissed by an infant asian boy with a tiny dick! lol!

Na, you can't use the word "mother" you need to use "mom" or "mum" as "mother" is too posh sounding. Loubear will never successfully "diss" anybody.

No, because he said so himself. :/

And he said he has a small penis.

 

[Loubear]

sam fisher just got dissed by an infant asian boy with a tiny dick! lol!

Na, you can't use the word "mother" you need to use "mom" or "mum" as "mother" is too posh sounding. Loubear will never successfully "diss" anybody.

No, because he said so himself. :/

And he said he has a small penis.

Is it just me, or having sam fisher comment on being "posh" just a little bit ironic for me?