2008
A group of ingenious individuals release a portable homebrew device in the face of much skepticism.
2009
Pandora sales skyrocket. It becomes the latest and greatest piece of tech bling in developed nations against all perceived odds. The developers form Pandora Inc.
2011
Pandora 2 is released. The general public, now having been shown the technological light eagerly await the second coming of Pandora. Sales are astronomical and Pandora Inc, having absorbed Texas Instruments into their burgeoning empire, topple former industry leaders the likes of Apple, Microsoft, AMD and Intel.
2015
Civil war erupts. The Earth has become a wasteland bereft of plant and animal life. Those who refused the Pandora implant fight against the Pandora controlled cybernetic armies of doom. After a tumultuous struggle, the remaining human resistance (now known as the "n00bs") are defeated.
2020
Armageddon. The four horsemen of the Apocalypse (Santa Clause, the Easter bunny, Bill Gates and Steve Jobs) rain down fiery retribution upon the world. The universe collapses.
Aftermath
There is a big bang...
Monkeys discover fire...
To be continued?
Or something :lol: