EoS posted on May 21 2004 at 11:10 AM said:
PPL that believe in clichees, eg "Goths write bad poetry, Goths are miserable all the time" most ppl that say that never actually spoke to any of us, so fuck off!
PPL that, similar to point 2, think that satanists eat little children and worship satan. Well surprise, we dont! Your just uneductated and ignorant!
21. People that struggle to be different while being only somewhat awkward and will get pissed because it is obvious and I just said it
22. People claiming that Satanists don't worship Satan and get pissed at me.
23. People that have ever used the word "swell".
24. People that rape grammar. No, I am not going to eat myself an apple!
25. Jehovah's witnesses.
26. Everyone under 16 who thinks the world revolves around him. It doesn't. My fist does if he keeps on pissing me off.
27. People that look at me, see that I wear leather and know everything about me.
28. People that have to push the fact that I sometimes carry a bag after I was shopping. It is not funny and it makes you look stupid, assholes.
29. People that laugh at bad jokes.
31. Everything beginning with "Tres".
32. Turkish people that refuse to learn German, don't understand me and demand to be understood. You're in my country, you speak my language. Or at least try english instead of calling me a racist.
33. That guy on the information at Hellweg. He pisses me off so freaking much.
34. Every single "cute" nickname.
35. Stefan Raab.
36. Anke Engelke.
37. Most of the other German Comedians.
39. "Super extra large powerful heavy duty batteries". I will not buy those, suckers.
40. People that see my GP32 and ask "Why do you still play with your Game Boy?"
41. People that can not deal with the fact that a twenty year old can also play games that are not saturated with blood and gore. Despte the fact that I think (virtual) violence is fucking hilarious.
42. Chicks that sit down with a hot plate and some bread and call it a "Takeaway Baguetterie Business".
43. Books called "The Dead arise" that have no Zombies whatosever. That's false advertising, dammit!
44. Mage Knight Miniatures. What's the point of already painted miniatures?
45. People that talk to their pets.
46. People that buy clothes for their pets.
47. The small Ginseng bottles. I swallow a lot more of that stuff than you sell, drug store!
48. "Free porn! Click here to see me shove this soda bottle up my ass while five migdets cum on my face and I have a Dildo in my cunt too!"
I wish I could have invented this. I didn't. Now leave me alone, I want to cry.
49. Lashes (That's for the intellectual people out there.)
50. Books with a title like "What kind of sex men like" or something along the lines. Why thank you, I like being beaten with live puppies while someone gnaws through my computer desk at the same time, spewing wood at me ever so often. (Or, for those that don't get irony: Whoever told those people what I like?)
OK, a nice number, 50. I think I'll take another break until my blood pressure is down a little.