Torontonian Pandora

[KeklysKekware]

I have heard tales of Torontonian pandoras , what are they , and does anyone posess pictures

 

[PowerGod]

I heard that if you look directly at them, you die !

 

[levi]

Or if you say their names three times while looking in a mirror, they'll appear behind you and force you to watch their Pandora demonstration.

 

[FBnil]

If I search for those terms, all I get is Zen from Spain, living in Toronto, writing blogs.

But do not search further, it will corrupt your harddisk like it did mine:

fbnil@pandora:/toronto$ touch cat
fbnil@pandora:/toronto$ mkdir "Schrödinger's box"
fbnil@pandora:/toronto$ touch cat
fbnil@pandora:/toronto$ ln -s "Schrödinger's box" "Torontonian Pandora"
fbnil@pandora:/toronto$ touch cat
fbnil@pandora:/toronto$ mv cat "Torontonian Pandora"/
fbnil@pandora:/toronto$ mv KeklysKekware "Torontonian Pandora"/
fbnil@pandora:/toronto$ rm "Torontonian Pandora"/
rm: cannot remove ‘Torontonian Pandora/’: Is a directory
fbnil@pandora:/toronto$ rmdir "Torontonian Pandora"/
rmdir: failed to remove ‘Torontonian Pandora/’: Not a directory

This does not throw syntax errors:

mkdir more
ln -s what is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more

But at least this still is consistent:

# first some background music
alias play='ln -s'
alias pet=touch friendly 2>/dev/null
alias throw=mv very fast 2>/dev/null
play "dead or" alive # you spin me right round
pet cat
play pet is
mkdir "Schrödinger's box"
throw * "Schrödinger's box"
ls -tr "Schrödinger's box"

 

[directive0]

It is not a fairy tale... it is true.

 

[KeklysKekware]

DEAR LORD! , He Is the one! , Praise children , the oracle has risen to lead us! we must delve into the shadowy depths of /home/KeklysKekware and to escape /home/EvilDragon and the malevolent dictator EvealDemon.

 

[directive0]

You're weird.

But that's okay because weirdness results in creativity.

 

[jeeks]

hooray, we have our own creepypasta!

 

[FaeMinx]

You're weird.

But that's okay because weirdness results in creativity.

I'm creative... results in a lot of weirdness yes. o. O

 

[skeezix]

Theres a few around town for sure I was one of the parents of the pandora, and I'm a Torontonian! I know a dozen folks with one around here too..

jeff

 

[directive0]

Is there actually a bunch of Toronto pandora owners?

Man we should start a group like TPUG, but I bet theres a lot of overlap there.

 

[skeezix]

With an official BBS and secret handshake too I for one don't have much spare time

 

[KeklysKekware]

I want to join in , but im british so , HAIL BRITANIA , BRITANIA RULE THE WAVES

 

[directive0]

@KeklysKekware
What the heck even prompted you to ask about this?

 

[PowerGod]

@KeklysKekware
What the heck even prompted you to ask about this?

You're weird.

But that's okay because weirdness results in creativity.

 

[directive0]

I mean yeah I know I said that and everything. But creativity, even brought about by weirdness usually has a catalyst.

 

[bluedeer]

I'm not in Toronto, but I'm within driving distance... Is Waterlooan Pandora a thing?

 

[directive0]

Wow. There are way more Ontarian Pandys than I ever thought possible.

Have you all had them a long time? I only got mine like a year ago. I'm seriously starting to think we need our own subforum.

 

[bluedeer]

Wow. There are way more Ontarian Pandys than I ever thought possible.

Have you all had them a long time? I only got mine like a year ago. I'm seriously starting to think we need our own subforum.

I got mine about a year and change ago. There was some mixup with the order at the time and I settled for a Rebirth instead of shelling out a bit more for the 1ghz, but thinking back on it I wish I'd held out a little bit for a 1ghz. As it is, I'll just have to hope someone has a 1ghz mainboard that works fine who'd want to trade for my Rebirth mainboard or something.