Quote: My folks are far from rich, i don't get spoon fed everything I work my ass off for every penny. When I was at uni I was doing 25 hours a week at uni, around 15 hrs a week extra study then another 25-30 hours a week working and I still had money to save up for stuff and go have fun, so don't give me the student sob story it wont wash with me.
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ERIC: Who would have thought thirty years ago we’d all be sitting here drinking Chateau de Chassilier?
ALL: Aye…
MICHAEL: In them days we was glad to have the price of a cup of tea.
GRAHAM: Aye, a cup of COLD tea.
ERIC: Without milk or sugar.
GRAHAM: Or tea!
TERRY: In a cracked cup - and all.
ERIC: Ooh we never had a cup. We used to have to drink out of a rolled-up newspaper.
GRAHAM: The best we could manage was to suck on a piece of damp cloth…
TERRY: But you know - we were happy in those days although we were poor.
MICHAEL: BECAUSE we were poor! My old dad used to say to me: “money doesn’t bring you happiness son.”
ERIC: ‘e was right.
MICHAEL: Aye.
ERIC: I was happier then and I had nothing. We used to live in this tiny old tumbled-down house with great big holes in the roof.
GRAHAM: House? You were lucky to live in a house. We used to live in one room all twenty six of us, no furniture, half the floor was missing, we were all huddled together in one corner for fear of falling!
TERRY: You were lucky to have a room. We used to have to live in the corridor!
MICHAEL: Oooh! We used to dream of living in a corridor! Would have been a palace to us. We used to live in an old water tank on a rubbish tip. We all woke up every morning having a load of rotting fish dumped all over us. House? Huh!
ERIC: Well, when I say house it was just a hole in the ground covered by a sheet of tarpaulin. But it was a house to us!
GRAHAM: We were evicted from our hole in the ground. We had to go and live in a lake!
TERRY: You were lucky to have a lake! There were a hundred and fifty of us living in a shoe box in the middle of the road.
MICHAEL: Cardboard box?
TERRY: Aye!
MICHAEL: You were lucky! We lived for three months in a rolled-up newspaper in a septic tank. We used to have to get up every morning, at six o’clock and clean the newspaper, go to work down the mill, fourteen hours a day week in week out, for sixpence a week, and when we got home our dad would thrash us to sleep with his belt!
GRAHAM: LUXURY! We used to have to get out of the lake at three o’clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of hot gravel, work twenty hours a day at mill for twopence a month, come home, and dad would beat us around the head and neck with a broken bottle if we were lucky!
TERRY: Well of course we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoe box, in the middle of the night, and lick the road clean with our tongues! We had to eat half a handful of freezing cold gravel. Work twenty four hours at that mill for four pence every six years, and when we got home, our dad would slice us in two with a bread knife!
ERIC: Right. I had to get up every morning, at ten o’clock at night, half an hour before i went to bed, eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty nine hours down mill, and pay the mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home our dad would kill us and dance about in our graves singing hallelujah!
MICHAEL: And you try and tell the young people of today that, and they won’t believe you!
ALL: No, they won’t!
....sorry, you where asking for that