The Very Large Penis Poll

[Ben_Dover]

wtf?

Can you say, "Guiness Book of World Records"

 

[Loubear]

Eh...? I think this is going into an uncomfortable place. No, it already went there. Ok.

 

[Ben_Dover]

No need to be embarrassed, it's only penis sizes we're discussing...

 

[nickspoon]

What penis?

 

[Shikaku]

*... too easy

 

[Loubear]

Aren't you having a field day, shikaku. Are you having a penis-gasm?

 

[rabbits with hats]

omg this thread is reali fucked

C===3

lol files plz


and to finish this mine is bigger than all of yours you tiny fucks!

 

[daclassicgamingmaster]

lol this is so fucking stupid.

I'm selecting 'other'. Simply put, DaClassicGamingPenis is equivalent to that of Lexington Steele. Yes. That big.


Also, having a small penis isnt something to go bragging about, even if that saying about sizes of the ship and motion of the ocean is true. Are you proud to have a miniscule wang?


Oh, and 98% of asians have small penises, so loubear, you are probably on that path as well as this weirdo ben dover.

On a side note, due to the nature of your user name, avatar and sig, Im going to assume you are a homosexual. Not that I care, but your signature alone is a bit disturbing. Adblocked!

edit:

Sorry, no, because mine is not clean.

are you admitting to having a filthy penis? er, ya....someone please add this to the lol files.

 

[daclassicgamingmaster]

I thought his 'blaze up' poll was the worst poll ever, then I saw this one. Definitely LOL FILES material!

VERY nice signature. It'll probably be removed at some point, but it's definitly one of the best I've ever seen here. 10/10!

 

[Hanz™]

This thread is an embarassment.
And anyway, girth is far more important so I've heard.

 

[daclassicgamingmaster]

This thread is an embarassment.
And anyway, girth is far more important so I've heard.

so a 3 incher that's 6 inches wide is better?

 

[Hanz™]

This thread is an embarassment.
And anyway, girth is far more important so I've heard.

so a 3 incher that's 6 inches wide is better?

Of course.

 

[Ben_Dover]

It would fill a woman up, but it wouldn't hit the spot, if you know what I mean.

 

[sam fisher]

It would fill a woman up, but it wouldn't hit the spot, if you know what I mean.

scientifically most nerve endings are concentrated around the entrance.

 

[daclassicgamingmaster]

It would fill a woman up, but it wouldn't hit the spot, if you know what I mean.

scientifically most nerve endings are concentrated around the entrance.

Thanks gynecologist Fisher.

Most nerve endings are concentrated within the area of the clit, which is above the entrance. He was probably refering to the G-Spot, which is within the vagina, and somewhat difficult to hit. But hey, you're the doctor here, what do I know?

 

[iignotus]

It would fill a woman up, but it wouldn't hit the spot, if you know what I mean.

scientifically most nerve endings are concentrated around the entrance.

Scientifically you've never seen a vagina in person so what you say doesn't much matter Dr. Virgin.

Oh, and uh... to the five inch question from Ben: I plead the 5th

 

[WarmFluffyUK]

It would fill a woman up, but it wouldn't hit the spot, if you know what I mean.

scientifically most nerve endings are concentrated around the entrance.

Wrong, and I think I'm more of the expert here.

 

[lubidog]

Why is Corea and Ben Dover the same person, and then why has Corea come on here proposing that a thread started by Ben Dover (who clearly can't think of an original porn name and has to steal one, oh how funny is he) should be moved to the LOL files?

And why has the second post in this very funny and original thread been edited by Goity?

Someone here really wants to be funny.

 

[Rico]

I'm closing this cake shop! Oh, and Ben Dover, it looks like a lot of people want you banned, so I guess I'll have to comply.