The Very Large Penis Poll

A poll for males, how big is your love machine?

  • 2 inches.

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  • 4 inches.

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  • Apparently this is the average size, 6 inches.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Porn Star, 8 inches.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 10 inches.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Automatic acceptance in a porn movie, 12 inches.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Don't know, because I've never measured and never will.

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  • Hold on, let me get my measuring tool.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Mine is very small, so in the near future, I plan to pay big money for a penis enlargement.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Ben_Dover stinks and should be banned.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Other

    Votes: 0 0.0%

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Ben_Dover

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Mine is 2 inches when flaccid and 4 inches on a hard-on.

How big is your love machine on a hard-on?

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Ben_Dover

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Double Post Error.


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Ben_Dover

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23 this year.

and who the fuck, picked "4 inches"? I thought I was the only one with a small one?
 

Loubear

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Really, I'm 14....

*what, our penis sizes match?*

This is truly the STUPIDest topic EVER. <period.

Edit: Dude that was me, and I didn't get my growth spurt yet. But small penises are ok...yea....
 

Mr.Jabberwocky

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Some guy got funding for doing this survey in the 50/60's.
Can anyone who hasn't measured yet lend me their ruler ? Do we measure along the top side or the under side ?
Doesn't the EU demand that this information be recorded in metric units ?
 
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Ben_Dover

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Some guy got funding for doing this survey in the 50/60's.
Can anyone who hasn't measured yet lend me their ruler ? Do we measure along the top side or the under side ?
Doesn't the EU demand that this information be recorded in metric units ?
1) True

2) Sorry, no, because mine is not clean.

3. No.
 
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Ben_Dover

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Today, on a hard-on, my penis is 4 inches and I can tell you now, that it's been 4 inches since age 15. Meaning, it obviously won't grow anymore, as growth for males ceases at the age of 21. :(

*shares same pain and grief* :(

On the bright side, like I said before, SIZE DOESN'T MATTER, IT'S HOW YOU USE IT. :)

e: Note = In my original poll there were only 10 optoins to choose from, which means, the option, "Ben_Dover stinks and should be banned." is purely a modified choice.
 
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Ben_Dover

Guest
Why iignotus? Because yours is 5 inches?




Do notice that I just turned 14...
Sorry, I should've taken into consideration that a lot of growth can occur in the space of one year.
I guess, I didn't want to be the only adult to have a small one. *sniffles* :(
 
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Ben_Dover

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Sorry, but I was asking iignotus, not you.
And if yours is 5 inches, please don't rub it in by stating that it's 25% bigger than 4 inches.


When's the telcobot going to get here?
Sorry, there's not enough "Ben_Dover stinks and should be banned." votes to warrant a closing or deleting.
 
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