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dwarf shortage
Archbishop of Banterbury. He did a Kickstarter some time last year for a controller/keyboard that connects to you smartphone, and it got funded. Suggested manufacture and delivery in a month (what), as well as text and video updates (nope) and here we are many months later. More fool those that trusted him! Also, some are suggesting he embezzle-fo-shizzled some money from the project to fund his dire financial situation regarding Pandoras. Couldn't be arsed to read any further than that.