The Most Horrible Games Of All Time!

[lizard808uk]

What about Alys in Phantasy Star 4? ..sniff

Recently played ISS2 on the Gamecube after a lengthy lay off playing Pro Evo (Jap Cube). Mark Lawrensons commentary is so awful, it could reduce even the most happy joyful person to tears.

 

[firefly1201]

Her death was one of the sadest moments in my gaming history! I was so shocked, I nearly cried!

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Heh, I've got a video of that on my PC

 

[lubidog]

Her death was one of the sadest moments in my gaming history! I was so shocked, I nearly cried!     

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Heh, I've got a video of that on my PC

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really? How did you get that?

That should be shared with the world....? :rolleyes:

 

[Goity]

Her death was one of the sadest moments in my gaming history! I was so shocked, I nearly cried!     

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Heh, I've got a video of that on my PC

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really? How did you get that?

That should be shared with the world....? :rolleyes:

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yes it should. I got it spoild by a stupid friend who told me what'd happen .
but the end of FFX, now that was sad.... that made me cry. poor yunie....

 

[c0ncept]

Goity, I'm going to have to kill you now. I'm half way through ffX at the mo.

 

[Goity]

Goity, I'm going to have to kill you now. I'm half way through ffX at the mo.

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I didn't reveal anything...
Basically all you know is that the end of FFX isn't all happy.


speaking of which, Mmmmm Rikku

 

[KickinWing]

Rikku? i'll take Lulu over Rikku...eerr...wait, eeeww video game women.

No he didn't reveal anything about the ending really so your ok. BTW, great ending, almost as good as Final Fantasy 8s.

 

[Quiest]

Her death was one of the sadest moments in my gaming history! I was so shocked, I nearly cried!

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Heh, I've got a video of that on my PC

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If you have FF7 (I know it works atleast in the pc version) put the disc on which she dies in you cd-rom drive and search for video in which she gets killed (damn you, Sephiroths!) I think you have to rename the files to mpg.

Edit: Just took a look, the movie (in the pc version) is in \ff7\movies and it`s called earithdd.avi, so no renaming to mpg

 

[Aq3of8]

hellboy... nngh

i bought it for a pound, yet it was so bad that it wasnt even worth that.

 

[Twimfy]

I was pleased Aeris died, c'mon, you've got Tifa with a short skirt and a decent rack or Aeris, flower girl who talks shit and asks annoying questions.

If you were in that love triangle I think you'd know which you'd like to see expire.

 

[watoto]

Have to agree there,how could you choose Aeris over Tifa?Tifa is HOT!Plus,she's practically begging Cloud to go with her.I remember constantly choosing cloud's answers in favor of Tifa,hoping it would make any difference!

I mean,me and my cousins actually cheered when Aeris died!

Too bad for them Cloud and Squall act like two pieces of walking ice for most of their respective games,they could have got tons of action from the first minute!So frustrating...

 

[Twimfy]

Have to agree there,how could you choose Aeris over Tifa?Tifa is HOT!Plus,she's practically begging Cloud to go with her.I remember constantly choosing cloud's answers in favor of Tifa,hoping it would make any difference!

I mean,me and my cousins actually cheered when Aeris died!

Too bad for them Cloud and Squall act like two pieces of walking ice for most of their respective games,they could have got tons of action from the first minute!So frustrating...

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Your choice does have a difference, it determines who you go on a date with on the gondola.

The outcomes are Tifa, Aeris, Barret, Red XIII

 

[firefly1201]

Ah yes, watch Advent Children and get treated with a nice cg sequence of the Holy Materia dropping into the lake. Sorry, have to talk contantly about this film. I just HAVE to.

 

[Nova]

Rikku? i'll take Lulu over Rikku

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Damn Straight

 

[Angel]

somehow, somewhere, this thread turned out horribly, horribly wrong.

 

[Magus 86]

Rikku? i'll take Lulu over Rikku

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Damn Straight

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Dude... Rikku had the highest speed, followed by Tidus, even from the beginning. She did more than anybody else. Becuase of Mug and her Al Bhed potions, I survived thru a lot of fights I wouldn't have otherwise. Once I got her ultimate weapon and its 2 special items, she was hitting 99,999 every hit. I had her taking up at least 3/4 of the sphere grid... Lulu is a stupid goth/emo piece of crap. "Bleagh, I'm always pissed off!!" She needs to lighten the hell up. Rikku was awesome. Her limit break thing(can't remember what it was called) was awesome. There were certain items you could only get by stealing them from enemies, and when mixed properly, they did A LOT of damage.

By the way, I was also happy when Aeris died. I was so sick of wandering around that damn temple with her stupid weak ass. That's why I liked FF9 a lot better than FF7. FF7 was great, but the villain sucked as a villain. I had absolutely no reason to hate him. I felt sorry for him because of the way he broke down in that library. He went nuts... I didn't wanna kill him, I wanted to help him. But Kuja... THAT is a villain. He's an arrogant asshole, and he's a damn crossdresser. When I first saw him, I thought he was a girl... they said "who is that guy?" And I was like "WHAT!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!!!!!!!!!!???????!!!!!????!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!" I wanted to kill that piece of shit the second I saw him. Sephiroth, thank you for killing Aeris.

And just for the record, Cloud can go suck a fat one. He leaves to join an elite militar organization, and he doesn't make the cut. One who was good enough decides to be nice to him. He even risks and loses his life for Cloud. His name was Zax. He was a great friend. If it wasn't for Zax, Cloud would just be one of those idiots in the black robes and hoods, going to the reunion. So what does Cloud do when he gets back home? He lies... He tells everybody that he was in SOLDIER. He tells everybody that he was the one who did all the stuff Zax did. He doesn't even mention Zax's name or the fact that there was anybody who was nice to him and helped him. He even steals Zax's sword, and then he later steals Zax's girlfriend. And to top it all off, when he visits Gongaga and talks to Zax's parents, who are asking about their son, Cloud doesn't say a single word. What an asshole! What a fake piece of crap. That's another reason why I didn't like FF7 as much as FF9. The main character is a fake egotistical bastard.

Worst games ever?
8 Eyes
Bad Dudes
Battle of Olympus

 

[tosswankshitcakes]

Tifa is HOT!I mean,me and my cousins actually cheered when Aeris died!

Too bad for them Cloud and Squall act like two pieces of walking ice for most of their respective games,they could have got tons of action from the first minute!So frustrating...

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somehow, somewhere, this thread turned out horribly, horribly wrong.

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[firefly1201]

And just for the record, Cloud can go suck a fat one. He leaves to join an elite militar organization, and he doesn't make the cut. One who was good enough decides to be nice to him. He even risks and loses his life for Cloud. His name was Zax. He was a great friend. If it wasn't for Zax, Cloud would just be one of those idiots in the black robes and hoods, going to the reunion. So what does Cloud do when he gets back home? He lies... He tells everybody that he was in SOLDIER. He tells everybody that he was the one who did all the stuff Zax did. He doesn't even mention Zax's name or the fact that there was anybody who was nice to him and helped him. He even steals Zax's sword, and then he later steals Zax's girlfriend. And to top it all off, when he visits Gongaga and talks to Zax's parents, who are asking about their son, Cloud doesn't say a single word. What an asshole! What a fake piece of crap. That's another reason why I didn't like FF7 as much as FF9. The main character is a fake egotistical bastard.

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Dude... it's Zack. Not Zax.

Also, I liked Aeris, and when she died she just became a deeper and even more important character to the storyline, driving Cloud to the limit and hating Sephiroth even more, thus being able to kill him off in the Northern Crater.

And yes, this thread has gone very wrong indeed.

Anyway, the worst game that I have is .Hack //Infection. I just hated the guts out of it.

 

[Jarska333]

Rikku? i'll take Lulu over Rikku

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Damn Straight

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Dude... *snip*

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You got your priorities mixed up. Rikku might be the fast thief type, but Lulu's got them big hooters. No competition. :huh:

I was pleased Aeris died, c'mon, you've got Tifa with a short skirt and a decent rack or Aeris, flower girl who talks shit and asks annoying questions.

If you were in that love triangle I think you'd know which you'd like to see expire.

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Mind you, Aeris had a nice rack, she just didn't show it of like Tifa did.

And all you who cheered Aeris's death, you're all a bunch of soulles bastards.

 

[Magus 86]

And just for the record, Cloud can go suck a fat one. He leaves to join an elite militar organization, and he doesn't make the cut. One who was good enough decides to be nice to him. He even risks and loses his life for Cloud. His name was Zax. He was a great friend. If it wasn't for Zax, Cloud would just be one of those idiots in the black robes and hoods, going to the reunion. So what does Cloud do when he gets back home? He lies... He tells everybody that he was in SOLDIER. He tells everybody that he was the one who did all the stuff Zax did. He doesn't even mention Zax's name or the fact that there was anybody who was nice to him and helped him. He even steals Zax's sword, and then he later steals Zax's girlfriend. And to top it all off, when he visits Gongaga and talks to Zax's parents, who are asking about their son, Cloud doesn't say a single word. What an asshole! What a fake piece of crap. That's another reason why I didn't like FF7 as much as FF9. The main character is a fake egotistical bastard.

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Dude... it's Zack. Not Zax.

Also, I liked Aeris, and when she died she just became a deeper and even more important character to the storyline, driving Cloud to the limit and hating Sephiroth even more, thus being able to kill him off in the Northern Crater.

And yes, this thread has gone very wrong indeed.

Anyway, the worst game that I have is .Hack //Infection. I just hated the guts out of it.

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The reason I was happy when Aeris died is because I was just so damn sick of running thru the temple with her. If I remember correctly, you were forced to use her during that part of the game, and it was already bad enough without her. She was weak, so I didn't use her, and then I had to use a weak, lower-leveled character to go thru a somewhat difficult part of the game. That really sucked. And it's definitely Zax. If you don't believe me, go play the import version of Ehrgeiz. His name is Zax. "Zack" is just another example of shit being changed for no reason when it comes to america. I guess they thought we'd be pissed off by a name like Zax, but somehow Cloud is okay... "Hi, I'm rain, and this is my buddy lightning, who are you?" "I'm cloud." "nice to meet you, cloud." ...