Regarding the translation of the Grandia 1 HD remake,
this is what happens when you translate from Japanese to English to German without giving context to the translators:
Guys, I just got my flu shot. Flu's been pretty bad the past couple of years in the US, but I don't see any topics about it here. Just a lot of topics about that one time the GP32 got the flu. Man, if handhelds aren't safe, what chance do people have?
"which of these famous characters who you most certainly know
could you faintly be similar to, based on attributes we have set,
determined by questions ranging from vague to random,
that you answer with a few convenient clicks on a website,
which then allow you convenient sharing of the colorful results
in the asocial medium of your choice"
BTW had to look up "grill" because I thought it referred to males. My brain: Bear Grylls is a dude and the name is well known, must be a memetic thing." Now I'm confused.