onionfrog
Sir Cheapass Gamer
LOL!! 
This is excellent!!
This is excellent!!
Sorry Folks. It Had To Be Done.
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Goity
VIP Sleaze
maybe me and sam could turn it into a strange tv show
who should play mark?
who should play mark?
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BORIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so glad u didnt complete the sentence, or am i just being childish, like my 12 yr old friend here
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am I just being childish, like my something or nothing aged friend up there
BORIS!!!!!????????
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am I just being childish, like my something or nothing aged friend up there
BORIS!!!!!????????
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kknd_cf
La vieille dame et les pigeons
Hmmm, that was the worst ever Klown weird/dumbass reply although this was easily the best:
^from here^
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mattmagoo
OFFICIAL
lol, i can do a cartoon strip if you want
I am a bit worried that Mark (18?) is hanging round with Span (15?) and Goity (12?)
I am a bit worried that Mark (18?) is hanging round with Span (15?) and Goity (12?)
Goity
VIP Sleaze
so am i
BaDToaD
"Very" Old Timer
Anyone up for chapter 3?
Yes?
Ok here you are folks.
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"How far is it to the coders HQ." Enquired Spam who was struggling under the weight of all 5 packs.
"It's about 300 miles give or take a few." said Mark.
"Shit!" said Spam.
"You should have gone before we left the house." said Toxibunny.
"No I mean Shit as in Shit how far." said Spam.
"You bloody weirdo!" said Goity. "Now he wants to have a bloody turd flinging competition."
"Don't worry Spam. I've got Craigs car we can go in that." said Mark heading for the previously unseen garage. "I've just fitted a turbo laser turret for him."
Mark pressed a button on his Blue Peter badge and the garage door slid silently upwards revealing Craigs muscle car.
"Wow" said Goity.
"What the fuck is that. That's some car. Man, shit." said Gimp.
"It's a Speris Legacy." said Toxibunny with a whistle. "I never thought I'd ever see one of these."
"Based on the old Zelda." said Mark. "Fantastic design though. Lots of hidden features."
"Climb in everyone." said Mark.
"Spam. Put the packs in the back will you."
"Mmmmmffff" said Spam.
"Fucking pussy." said Gimp and picked up most of the packs from Spam who had collapsed under their weight.
Minutes later the team were crusing along in the Legacy, rapidly eating up the miles.
"Coders HQ." here we come said Spam having recovered his breath.
The team chatted while driving. The conversation occasionally dotted with ... well alright liberally sprunkled with expletives from Gimp.
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We interupt this text to bring you a Advertisement!
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"I had a Spaghetti Bolognaise stain on my Tee Shirt that clashed horribly with my GP32 but after drinking Sprunkled I was so far gone that I didn't give a shit." Said PinkSpider.
"It's great for removing blood spattered poncho remnants." said kknd_cf.
"Nothing has the same effect as Sprunkled." Said Finty. "Even though I've been wearing these same knickers for months they still smell sweet and fresh and they're not crusty either."
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Later that evening the team camped near the side of the road but in a secluded spot that couldn't possibly be spotted (pun intended) from the road just in case something might happen which in fact it does as you will see shortly. (Blimey what a crap sentence!)
"Night Night Mark." said Spam.
"Night Night Spam."
"Night Night Toxibunny." said Spam.
"Night Night Spam."
"Night Night Goity." said Spam.
"Night Night Spam."
"Night Night Gimp." said Spam.
"Fuck off." said Gimp.
"Night Night John Boy." said Mark.
Spam sat shivering in the pre dawn light. It was his turn to watch.
"Blimey it's cold." he said to himself.
"I could warm you up." said a voice.
Spam stood up. His .22 automatic pistol dwarfing his tiny hands.
"Who's there?" he asked pointing his weapon at the voice.
"I'm only a poor Poncho seller." said an old woman as she came forward into his field of vision.
"How do I know you're just a poncho salesperson and not a GamePark spy!" asked Spam in one of his rare intelligent moments.
"You don't dear. but just feel the quality of this Poncho. It'll keep you lovely and warm on a cold night like tonight."
"Wow that is soft." said Spam his eyes glazing over as he fondled the soft garment.
"Not so fast Bluplus!" said Mark emerging from his tent his .357 revolver trained on the evil GamePark spy.
"Oh my God." said Spam. "I nearly bought a Poncho from Bluplus. It doesn't even go with my bag."
"How did you know it was me?." asked Bluplus.
"Your dick's hanging out of your skirt and the label on your Poncho says Mr Bluplus." said Mark.
The others emerged from their tents.
"You'll never catch me." said Bluplus and threw down some of that smoke stuff they use in movies and on the stage to create a big cloud of smoke. He stepped into the smoke and disappeared.
"Bollocks."
"Damn."
"Fuck."
"Shit."
"Poo."
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(can you guess who said what expletive children? Answers at the end of the chapter.)
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"Lets move people." said Mark and they all began loading their supplies back into the Speris Legacy.
A couple of hours later they were driving along in silence when all of a sudden Spam said. "I should have known it wasn't an old woman when I saw the dick hanging out of her skirt."
"Fuck Spam you really are a twat." said Gimp.
The car plunged back into silence.
"I couldn't see very well because of the bag." offered Spam as an excuse several minutes later.
"Drop it Spam." said Goity.
"Not the bag the subject." said Mark as he noticed Spam about to remove his bag.
"Sorry." said Spam.
A short while later they pulled up outside the coders HQ.
"We're here." said Mark and turned off the engine.
"Are we?" said Toxibunny.
"I can't see shit." said Gimp
"Nor can I." said Goity.
Mark climbed out of the car and headed for a tree. He pressed a knot and waited. He pressed the knot again. Still nothing. I'm sure this is the right tree he said.
Have the team found the C.O.D.E.R.S HQ or has Mark lost his marbles. Find out in next weeks thrilling instalment.
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And now for the answers to the who said what expletive quiz from earlier in the chapter.
"Bollocks." said Mark.
"Damn." said Toxibunny.
"Fuck." said Gimp.
"Shit." said Goity.
"Poo." said Spam.
If you got all five right you spend far too much time on GP32x
Yes?
Ok here you are folks.
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"How far is it to the coders HQ." Enquired Spam who was struggling under the weight of all 5 packs.
"It's about 300 miles give or take a few." said Mark.
"Shit!" said Spam.
"You should have gone before we left the house." said Toxibunny.
"No I mean Shit as in Shit how far." said Spam.
"You bloody weirdo!" said Goity. "Now he wants to have a bloody turd flinging competition."
"Don't worry Spam. I've got Craigs car we can go in that." said Mark heading for the previously unseen garage. "I've just fitted a turbo laser turret for him."
Mark pressed a button on his Blue Peter badge and the garage door slid silently upwards revealing Craigs muscle car.
"Wow" said Goity.
"What the fuck is that. That's some car. Man, shit." said Gimp.
"It's a Speris Legacy." said Toxibunny with a whistle. "I never thought I'd ever see one of these."
"Based on the old Zelda." said Mark. "Fantastic design though. Lots of hidden features."
"Climb in everyone." said Mark.
"Spam. Put the packs in the back will you."
"Mmmmmffff" said Spam.
"Fucking pussy." said Gimp and picked up most of the packs from Spam who had collapsed under their weight.
Minutes later the team were crusing along in the Legacy, rapidly eating up the miles.
"Coders HQ." here we come said Spam having recovered his breath.
The team chatted while driving. The conversation occasionally dotted with ... well alright liberally sprunkled with expletives from Gimp.
-------------------------------
We interupt this text to bring you a Advertisement!
New from BaDToaD, the makers of Fnargley, Bungerly and Wibblet comes Sprunkled the stain remover of choice for the professional gamer.
"I had a Spaghetti Bolognaise stain on my Tee Shirt that clashed horribly with my GP32 but after drinking Sprunkled I was so far gone that I didn't give a shit." Said PinkSpider.
"It's great for removing blood spattered poncho remnants." said kknd_cf.
"Nothing has the same effect as Sprunkled." Said Finty. "Even though I've been wearing these same knickers for months they still smell sweet and fresh and they're not crusty either."
-------------------------------
Later that evening the team camped near the side of the road but in a secluded spot that couldn't possibly be spotted (pun intended) from the road just in case something might happen which in fact it does as you will see shortly. (Blimey what a crap sentence!)
"Night Night Mark." said Spam.
"Night Night Spam."
"Night Night Toxibunny." said Spam.
"Night Night Spam."
"Night Night Goity." said Spam.
"Night Night Spam."
"Night Night Gimp." said Spam.
"Fuck off." said Gimp.
"Night Night John Boy." said Mark.
Spam sat shivering in the pre dawn light. It was his turn to watch.
"Blimey it's cold." he said to himself.
"I could warm you up." said a voice.
Spam stood up. His .22 automatic pistol dwarfing his tiny hands.
"Who's there?" he asked pointing his weapon at the voice.
"I'm only a poor Poncho seller." said an old woman as she came forward into his field of vision.
"How do I know you're just a poncho salesperson and not a GamePark spy!" asked Spam in one of his rare intelligent moments.
"You don't dear. but just feel the quality of this Poncho. It'll keep you lovely and warm on a cold night like tonight."
"Wow that is soft." said Spam his eyes glazing over as he fondled the soft garment.
"Not so fast Bluplus!" said Mark emerging from his tent his .357 revolver trained on the evil GamePark spy.
"Oh my God." said Spam. "I nearly bought a Poncho from Bluplus. It doesn't even go with my bag."
"How did you know it was me?." asked Bluplus.
"Your dick's hanging out of your skirt and the label on your Poncho says Mr Bluplus." said Mark.
The others emerged from their tents.
"You'll never catch me." said Bluplus and threw down some of that smoke stuff they use in movies and on the stage to create a big cloud of smoke. He stepped into the smoke and disappeared.
"Bollocks."
"Damn."
"Fuck."
"Shit."
"Poo."
-----------------------------------
(can you guess who said what expletive children? Answers at the end of the chapter.)
-----------------------------------
"Lets move people." said Mark and they all began loading their supplies back into the Speris Legacy.
A couple of hours later they were driving along in silence when all of a sudden Spam said. "I should have known it wasn't an old woman when I saw the dick hanging out of her skirt."
"Fuck Spam you really are a twat." said Gimp.
The car plunged back into silence.
"I couldn't see very well because of the bag." offered Spam as an excuse several minutes later.
"Drop it Spam." said Goity.
"Not the bag the subject." said Mark as he noticed Spam about to remove his bag.
"Sorry." said Spam.
A short while later they pulled up outside the coders HQ.
"We're here." said Mark and turned off the engine.
"Are we?" said Toxibunny.
"I can't see shit." said Gimp
"Nor can I." said Goity.
Mark climbed out of the car and headed for a tree. He pressed a knot and waited. He pressed the knot again. Still nothing. I'm sure this is the right tree he said.
Have the team found the C.O.D.E.R.S HQ or has Mark lost his marbles. Find out in next weeks thrilling instalment.
---------------------------
And now for the answers to the who said what expletive quiz from earlier in the chapter.
"Bollocks." said Mark.
"Damn." said Toxibunny.
"Fuck." said Gimp.
"Shit." said Goity.
"Poo." said Spam.
If you got all five right you spend far too much time on GP32x
markusdragon
FI5H Agent
Classic. XD
Goity
VIP Sleaze
hayay
BaDToaD
"Very" Old Timer
ok... the title is just for example, but i thought i'd have some fun making a cover for the "book"
i learned a bit about the history brush while experimenting with having dr. evil hold the GP32.
tell me what ya think!
Cool title. I reckon we should go with that. Maybe we could add some GP32x member avatars in around Dr Evil or something. Goity your old avatar will look better mate
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Octavious
Programer Guru! ...in the making
ha ha
classic
I really like these , its funny
" night night gimp "
" Fuck off "
sooo gimp lol!!!!
~Octavious
classic
I really like these , its funny
" night night gimp "
" Fuck off "
sooo gimp lol!!!!
~Octavious
thecheat
butts lol
the avs, huh? possibly. i could make a back cover and put them like this:Cool title. I reckon we should go with that. Maybe we could add some GP32x member avatars in around Dr Evil or something. Goity your old avatar will look better mate
XXXX
XXXX
XXXX
name
in a pattern.
but yes goity i need your older one.
or i could make charicatures!
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sam fisher
Well-Known Member
Alright im finally here! Its funny. Use goity's new avatar as it involves FAIRY GOD PARENTS!
any way i need more. I could make a few sound files with microsoft sam or maybe mike or some british twat who is hilarious when made to say "tea and scones" 50 times. If i still had flash i owuld make a crappy flash movie about it. Like the gp32 propaganda!
any way i need more. I could make a few sound files with microsoft sam or maybe mike or some british twat who is hilarious when made to say "tea and scones" 50 times. If i still had flash i owuld make a crappy flash movie about it. Like the gp32 propaganda!
BaDToaD
"Very" Old Timer
Do you reckon I can convince Reesy to let me be a DrMD beta tester if I treat his character right LOL.
LOL.kknd_cf
La vieille dame et les pigeons
Cool, I'm an advertisement.
p j
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i know him
lol hez cool, i was bored one day and re-enacted an entire episode of spongebob squarepants, it was really crappy
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p j
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ok- being the sad git i am, i decided to create a cover,
i now post the pic and retreat from the laughter, "ROFL"s and "LOL"s
i now post the pic and retreat from the laughter, "ROFL"s and "LOL"s
Goity
VIP Sleaze
like my new avatar?
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