Exophase
Nothing good will ever come of Exophase.
50+ hours isn't totally unrealistic if the DSP can decode mp3s clocked at a really low rate (< 16MHz) and everything else is drawing close to nothing, with the CPU in a persistent deep sleep state. The big sticking point that I see is that you might not be able to accomplish this while relying on the CPU to wake up routinely to stream in fresh data from the SD card, moving forward in the file system and starting DMAs. So you'd probably need to have this functionality on the DSP too, which would be pretty painful. We'll all have to wait for this super optimized mp3 + SD code, I guess.