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[Vitel]

Someone should put a cork in Craigs mouth! Being that obnoxious isn't the best way to lure customers.

Go cram a cork in yourself with walnuts ugly style, the customer stated he would never be satisfied and since the customer is always right hopefully that fussy bitch will be satisfied with a full refund. What do you expect him to do, promise something he can't deliver like a chinese plastics factory?

Don't moderators want to put a cork in Sphinxter's mouth?

 

[Sphinxter]

Someone should put a cork in Craigs mouth! Being that obnoxious isn't the best way to lure customers.

Go cram a cork in yourself with walnuts ugly style, the customer stated he would never be satisfied and since the customer is always right hopefully that fussy bitch will be satisfied with a full refund. What do you expect him to do, promise something he can't deliver like a chinese plastics factory?

Don't moderators want to put a cork in Sphinxter's mouth?

If the foo shits wear it.

 

[Monk]

Any chance of a secret close-without-suspend/depower by pushing one or both shoulder buttons at once while closing the lid?

Wouldn't that cut your fingertips off?

Not with the SHOULDER buttons

Doh! Brainfart.

I meant, erm - lookout, behind you! :runaway