Joke time: So a guy walks into a bar...

[gp32rich]

There was once a guy named kyo
Who rode in a boat down to Rio
On the way ... to the bay
He stopped off to say
This joke is pretty gay
Thats Why You Stay

By yourself to play

Do you folks not understand limericks?

Here's a limerick ..

There once was a guy called Rich
Who didn't know how to write limericks
He made them too short
and they didn't even rhyme

:huh:

 

[daclassicgamingmaster]

Coming his hair? Is that like "I pissed myself"?

Maybe you mean "coming in his hair?.....

I think he meant combing.

Thanks for the clarification, captain!

 

[Chaosstorm]

APPLEPIE! ^_^

 

[WarmFluffyUK]

This old lady was walking down a very windy street with both of her hands on her head, a young lad was walking by and shouted:
"Hey Missus, the wind is blowing your dress up."
The old lady shouted back "I need both my hands to keep my hat from blowing away!".
"But your privates are showing!"
"Young lad, anything you see down there is over 80 years old, my hat is only 2 days old!"