Joke time: So a guy walks into a bar...
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WarmFluffyUK
The Big Wad Bolf.
Instead of a joke, here's a couple of silly poems:
When Lady Penelope swoons, her bosoms pop out like balloons.
Her butler stands by with a gleam in his eye, and pops them back in with warm spoons!
Doctor O'Dell fell down a well, and broke his collar bone.
But Doctors should attend the sick, and leave the well alone!
When Lady Penelope swoons, her bosoms pop out like balloons.
Her butler stands by with a gleam in his eye, and pops them back in with warm spoons!
Doctor O'Dell fell down a well, and broke his collar bone.
But Doctors should attend the sick, and leave the well alone!
Sphinxter
Says What?
Hahaha that was funny, hot damn I love a good limerick 
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There was a young lady named named Alice
who used a dynamite stick for a phallus
they found her vagina
in North Carolina
and parts of her ass around Dallas
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There was a young lady named named Alice
who used a dynamite stick for a phallus
they found her vagina
in North Carolina
and parts of her ass around Dallas
gp32rich
Never been accused of being subtle
Here's a limerick ..
There once was a guy called Rich
Who didn't know how to write limericks
He made them too short
and they didn't even rhyme
:huh:
There once was a guy called Rich
Who didn't know how to write limericks
He made them too short
and they didn't even rhyme
:huh:
cosam
Active Member
Come on in, it's open.Kyosys said:
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Fuckass
*SLAMKyosys said:
gp32rich
Never been accused of being subtle
Hah! New game
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Who rode in a boat down to RioKyosys said:
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gp32rich
Never been accused of being subtle
h34r: Mangled to over come the three quote limit <_<
Kyosys said:
gp32rich said:
wertigon said:
He stopped off to sayKyosys said:
daclassicgamingmaster
It Is Your Birthday.
This joke is pretty gaygp32rich said:Kyosys said:gp32rich said:wertigon said:He stopped off to sayKyosys said:
gp32rich
Never been accused of being subtle
By yourself to playCommunity Limerick said:
WarmFluffyUK
The Big Wad Bolf.
This is better if you actually say the punchline out loud:
Q. Where does Saddam hussain keep his DVDs?
A. In a rack!
Q. Where does Saddam hussain keep his DVDs?
A. In a rack!
TaG
Fau-fau-faulty software.
javaJake
Jacob Godserv
"Have you ever seen a bear, coming his hair?... down by the bay..."gp32rich said:Kyosys said:gp32rich said:wertigon said:He stopped off to sayKyosys said:
I couldn't resist.
daclassicgamingmaster
It Is Your Birthday.
Coming his hair? Is that like "I pissed myself"?
Maybe you mean "coming in his hair?.....
Maybe you mean "coming in his hair?.....
Shikaku
ROFL THE WORD PENIS IS HILARIOUS!
dcgm said:
I think he meant combing.
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